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Nef immediately sprints out the door toward Grumpy Cat Factory. When the rest of the group follows, they find Nef at an intersection surrounded by 3 tiny dark green owls. They resemble the Duolingo owl, but smaller.
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okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these owls are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the intersection
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IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
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Nef tries to use a 1000 degree knife on the owls. Unfortunately, he has neither a knife nor a way to heat a knife. 12345 walks over to Nef and kicks him into a bush. Rick picks up one of the owls and doesn't let it down. The other two owls fly straight at the group.
Protec or Attacc!
Battle rules: During battle, each character submits a single action, unless status effects change that. Actions can be any of the following:
1. Standard attack: deals 1d15+strength damage to a single enemy.
2. Special skill: does whatever the skill does. Your intelligence stat can increase the effectiveness of the move.
3. Item: uses an item.
4. Defend: adds 5 to luck for a turn.
5. Flee: run away from battle. Cannot always be used. Sometimes fails.
After 24 hours, anyone without an action will automatically use a standard attack on a random enemy. Enemies will attack afterwards.
People:
MP:50/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:19/20 (1 damage from being kicked)
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Trolls:
Duolet 1:
HP:30/30
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
Not let down! Cannot move! (1 turn remaining)
Duolet 2:
HP:30/30
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
Duolet 3:
HP:30/30
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
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Nef casts SpellSCII!
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12345: Circumflex accent target: 30+1(wisdom)d3=11x1, 13x2, 7x3
Circumflex accent (duolet 1): 11d1=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1+1(not let down)
=2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2=22
Circumflex accent (duolet 2): 12d1=1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=13
Circumflex accent (duolet 3): 7d1=1+1+1+1+1+1+1=7
12345 throws a shower of arrows into the air. 11 of them hit duolet 1. 12 of them hit duolet 2. 7 hit duolet 3.
Duolet 1:8/30
Duolet 2:17/30
Duolet 3:23/30
Action
Nef casts SpellSCII!
Nef: SpellSCII target: 1d4=1 (Random Teammate) 1d5=2(12345)
SpellSCII effect: 1d4=4 (Negative Status Ailment) 1d3=3(Reduced Luck)
SpellSCII damage control: 1d15+5(wisdom)=6(Partial failure)
Nef casts SpellSCII. As he casts it, he realizes something is going wrong and tries to fix the bug. However, he only manages to reduce the effect of the spell.
Unlucky! Luck will be reduced!
Ed, Rick, and Lefty attack.
Rick punches Duolet 1 with his free hand.
Rick:1d15=12+5(strength)=17
Duolet 1:0/30
Duolet 1 falls to the ground and then disappears.
Ed and Lefty punch duolet 3.
2d15=13+12+3+0(Strength stats)=28
Duolet 3:0/30
Duolet 3 falls to the ground and then disappears.
Duolet 2 flies toward Rick.
Duolet 2: Swoop attack:1d10=2+2(ATK)=4
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(Luck)=3
4-3=1
The duolet only manages to peck at Rick once before he shakes it off.
Rick:19/20
People:
MP:44/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Unlucky! Luck will be reduced! (-4) (1 turn remaining)
Rick:
HP:19/20
Nef:
HP:19/20
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Trolls:
Duolet 2:
HP:17/30
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
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Rick: NGGYU:1d20=19+5(wisdom)=24
Rick rolls the duolet, causing it to faint from embarassment.
Duolet 2:0/30
Duolet 2 falls to the ground and disappears.
Nef: SpellSCII effect: 1d4=1(damage)
SpellSCII target: 1d4=4 (all enemies)
SpellSCII power: 1d20=17+5(wisdom)=22
Nef makes a bug dealing moderate damage to ... um... nothing I guess.
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Down the road, the group sees a rainbow painted building that makes poptarts. The building has a giant picture of a white and brown cat on the billboard in front of it.
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The group goes into the building. There are two paths. And a sign. To avoid copyright infringement, here is my best artist's recreation of the sign. 
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The group goes right. They find a flight of stairs and go up. They stop on a landing halfway up the stairs since two men who look suspiciously like Rick are blocking the stairs. They begin walking toward the group.
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Rick points at the two men, who start walking toward the group. As they do, the group notices a sign on the wall behind them. Again, I'll recreate the sign here. 
The two men walk forward, and attack Rick.
Protec or Attacc!
Copycat Rick 1 punches Rick.
Copycat Rick 1: Punch: 1d20=3+5(ATK)=8
Rick: Block: 1d10=3+0(luck)=3
The copycat doesn't punch very well.
Rick:14/20
Copycat Rick 2 tries to use "Never gonna let you down" on Rick.
Elemental immunity detected! Rick is being healed!
Rick:20/20
Copycat Rick 2 tries to pick up rick, but ends up healing him by mistake.
People:
MP:41/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:19/20
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Trolls:
Copycat Rick 1:
HP:50/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
Copycat Rick 2:
HP:50/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
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copycat 2 wrote:i heal enemies!!!!1
Please try harder.
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Rick: NGRA&DY:1d20=17
Rick does nothing.
Action:
realicraft wrote:
Nef: SpellSCII target:1d4=3 (random player) 1d5=5 (Lefty)
SpellSCII effect:1d4=2 (heal)
SpellSCII power:1d20=13+5(wisdom)=18
Lefty has been healed.
Lefty:20/20 HP
2paddle4see wrote:copycat 2 wrote:i heal enemies!!!!1
Please try harder.
12345: Please try harder:1d20=5+1(wisdom)=6
12345 tries to summon Paddle2see. Nothing happens.
Ed and Lefty attack copycat rick 2.
2d15=9+6+3+0(strenght stats)=18
The two deliver a owerful combo punch, knocking copycat rick 2 backwards.
Copycat rick 2:32/50
Copycat rick 1 tries to use "Never gonna let you down" on Rick.
Elemental immunity detected! Rick is being healed!
Rick:20/20
Copycat rick 2 uses "Never gonna let you down" on Nef.
Not let down! Cannot move! Defense lowered!
Not letting down! Cannot move!
People:
MP:36/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:19/20
Not let down! Cannot move! Defense lowered! (2 turns remaining)
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Trolls:
Copycat Rick 1:
HP:50/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
Copycat Rick 2:
HP:32/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
Not letting down! Cannot move! (1 turn remaining)
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Action:
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly
he punch copycat rick 2 bacc
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