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Legends tell of the Ultimate Fighter, an unstoppable fighter who everyone wants to kill for some unknown reason.

Unfortunately however, the Ultimate Fighter isn't here today, so you'll have to settle for killing the Above Average Fighter instead.

To play, say how you attempt to kill the Above Average Fighter and how the Above Average Fighter prevents the previous poster's attempt on their life.

EXAMPLE:
Person1:
I punch the Above Average Fighter in the face.

Person2:
Your fist breaks upon touching the Above Average Fighter's face.

I hit the Above Average Fighter with a wrecking ball.

Person3:
The Above Average Fighter happened to be wearing their anti-wrecking ball suit at the time.

I throw the Above Average Fighter into the sun.

(If you don't feel like typing Above Average Fighter every post, feel free to say AAF instead.)

I start by putting a "kick me" note on the Above Average Fighter's back. Somebody is compelled to come and kick the Above Average Fighter.

The Above Average Fighter contorts with their leg, then snaps back and blows the kicker away.

I attempt to pour sulfuric acid on the Above Average Fighter.

(This game kind of reminds me of games like Destroy/Save The Vase.)

the fighter was, of course, wearing a hazmat.

I fire a phaser bolt at the Above Average Fighter.

The Above Average Fighter holds up a mirror, which for some reason deflects the phaser bolt back at you.

The Above Average Fighter takes a fighting test to find out that they're actually the Below Average Fighter, and cannot live with this.

Turns out the fighting test was rigged, so it doesn't actually count.

I get a level 100 Arceus to use Judgement on the Above Average Fighter.

He's cool.

I make the AAF sleep until CrazeePi goes into chat.

I hack into CrazeePi's account and log into the chat.

I make him lose his passion for fighting.

Quote from: 8435.5I hack into CrazeePi's account and log into the chat.

Actually, after I wrote this, CrazeePi went into chat and asked me what I wanted them for. X)

Quote from: 8435.5I make him lose his passion for fighting.

But he was born with it. He can't!

I make him pancakes and tell him pancakes are better than war.