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Tina.  The name may seem weird because he is a guy but

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Tina was gender fluid, thus he can be both a guy and a girl. Anyways, one day, she went to the local store to

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buy some eggs. However, there were no eggs at the store, which angered Tina. They asked the store manager if there were any eggs, to which he replied, "Sorry, we're out of stock."

Tina, frustrated, wanted to take action against the store and the manager. They decided to

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sue the store company for not having the delicious, nutritious eggs they wanted, and that they were probably discriminating against the gender fluid. Unfortunately, none of the lawyers cared enough for her to actually sue the company, so Tina went out and proved to everyone how important eggs were to society. Tina took out the world's egg supply, and soon millions of people started to die because eggs were their only source of food. The company eventually got sued. But they won, because it was Tina's fault for ruining the egg supply. Tina was arrested for

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having no one else to arrest.  This may seem like a dumb reason, but that's because it is.  Tina was then sent to jail.  In the cell Tina was put in, there was literally nothing but the stone walls of the cell and the metal bars. (duh) Sadly, the guards forgot to feed Tina and Tina starved to death.

A few days after the egg supply recovered, a guy named Jonas read the news about Tina starving to death in a prison.  "Who is this Jonas guy?" you might ask.  It's simple.  Jonas is a guy.  Enough said.  Now, where were we again?  Oh yeah, we were at the part where Jonas was reading the news.  So anyway, he thought the article was a joke and shared it with other people on his phone, who told him that the story was real and mocked him for not knowing so.  Flabbergasted, he quickly searched up Tina's story and got an overwhelming amount of evidence that the story was real.  Realizing that the story is probably right, he wondered how such a chain of events even happened in the first place.  He came to

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the decision that he would never find out the answer and he went to bed.

Jonas liked his bed, it was very cozy. He had a cat named Jonas Jr who also like the cozy bed. Jonas bought his cozy bed at the bed shop a few weeks ago and he liked his bed. His bed had not a single flaw, because of this, Jonas liked his bed. He also liked it because it was red, which was Jonas's favorite color besides green or blue.  Jonas had no reason to dislike his bed and this was also one of the many reasons he liked his bed. Jonas indeed, liked his bed. He liked his bed so much he decided to start a fan club called the "Jonas's Bed Fan Club" over 4 people have joined his fan club so far. Jonas liked his bed.

The next day Jonas woke up and it was 3 o'clock PM. He had slept in because of how comfy his bed was. He decided to stay in bed because of how comfy it was and he woke up the next day. When he did wake up his boss called him and he was angry. He yelled, "Why did you not come to work yesterday?!" Jonas replied nervously with the truth, "I like my bed." He said this because he liked his bed. Surprisingly his boss understood and admitted he was one of the 4 people in his fan club! "Do you think I could get your bed's autograph?" asked his boss. Jonas said yes and hung up the phone. He quickly realized how big of a mistake he made because bed's don't have hands to write with! He ended up just signing a piece of paper with the words Jonas's Bed and lied saying his bed do it, and he gave it to his boss later that morning and he fell for it.

Jonas decided to make some eggs for breakfast because eggs were what Jonas lived off of, however due to the events Tina had caused the eggs were gone and Jonas's were not yet recovered so he died of starvation that day.

Jonas's boss was very happy because in Jonas's will he left him the glorious bed which Jonas liked very much. He set the bed

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