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2006 bizarre Wii safety tips

Started by PrincessPandaTBG, Apr 14, 2017, 08:21:42 AM

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PrincessPandaTBG

Based on the YouTube video, "Wii Safety - Taken too far!"

Basically, post bizarre Wii safety tips that even stupid people can know without a manual, or that's actually acceptable to do. No inappropriate ones and don't forget to rate!

Examples:
Don't marry your Wii.
The Wii will not be your child.
Don't play discs from other consoles. The Wii will break.

Let's start!

Don't pretend the Wii is a robot and try to homing attack it. (Get it?)
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Tymewalk

10/10, also 11/10 reference in that title

Do not use the Wii as a Wii controller.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

PrincessPandaTBG

10/10

Don't use the Wii as a floating device.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

TheTealWashableMarker

#4
10/10

4. Do not attempt to "multitask" and shove two game discs in the slot at once so you can work on making enough friends for that Vaporeon to like you in Poképark Wii (side note: I actually did that until my Wii broke :( at least we got a replacement Wii U I guess*) whilst metaphorically crushing your dad in Mario Kart (I also do that on our new Wii U)

*But like woah, looking back, that Vaporeon was such a snob. Couldn't even make friends with it until I had 30 other Pokémon in my friend journal thingy! I really wanted to make friends with a Vaporeon too!

...I'm now ranting about a fictional creature that didn't want to be my friend in a game (a very good game might I add) I played (and sadly never got to finish due to, as I said, my Wii breaking) in the summer holidays when I was 8.

An interesting way to spend my evening.
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

Karanrimé

10/10, 10/*crash*

5. Do not attempt to use it unless you are the owner of it, or the owner gives you permission. I did that once, and am now looking out of a cage.
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

[under construction]

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P-Code

9/10

6. Do not let your Wii "fall out of a window" when you rage quit a game.

awesome-llama

#7
8.5/10

7. Don't treat it as Wii wee

CellularData

wat/10

8. Do not throw the Wii controller through your TV while bowling.  Also, do not attempt to use the Wii as the controller.  Also, don't try to do both at once.
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

PrincessPandaTBG

Pretty cliche, but funny 5/10

9. Your Wii will not make you immortal.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

NasomiXIV

Laylz./10
10. Don't shove a Genesis cart in it. That's not how VC works.
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

1 2

Pikachu took a vacation.

PrincessPandaTBG

100000000000000000000000000000000000/10

11. Don't use it as an airplane.

Sorry people who want free flights.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Dino

10/10

Try not to eat the console, especially when it's turned on *glares at various youtubers*

P-Code

1000000/10

Don't try to drink the console, either.

CellularData

Actually made me laugh/10

14. Do not attempt to use the Wii Balance Board as a controller.  If your hand slips, you may "jump on the Wii Balance Board", which as we all know, triggers the world's self-destruct sequence
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

joefarebrother

10/10

15. Don't use a wii as a wii balance board
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

PrincessPandaTBG

1000000000000000000000000000000000/10

16. Don't insert the Wii into any other console.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Tymewalk

Perfect/10

17. While the Wii discs are not bitter, please to not take this as advice to lick them.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

CellularData

10/10

18. The Nintendo 3DS is not a disc for the Wii.
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

redgreenandblue

10/10
Don't drop it on the ground as this happened to mine and I was pretty upset
🌱

Tymewalk

10/10

20: Don't drop it on the ceiling, either.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

7/10

21. Do not insert a Wii Mini into the disc slot.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Alex The JPEG

7/10

Do not put another Wii into the disc slot
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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PrincessPandaTBG

A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Tymewalk

100/10

24. Do not put the disc slot into the disc slot. The Wii is not programmed to handle quantum physics.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

CellularData

100/10

25. do not attempt to put the wii into a disc
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please