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The Vending Machine Of Power

Started by Zoomreddin, Jan 28, 2013, 02:08:52 PM

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Zoomreddin

Okay, after a gigantic dig that lasted about a day, I finally tracked down the origin of this game, and the rules.
Credit to technoguyx for the game, Staraptor for the only existing Scratch TBG topic I could access since the original was moved to an unknown location, and finally BerkaZerka from a completely different forum that helped me understand the rules.

To play this game, you put something into the vending machine saying: "I insert a _______ into the vending machine!", or just simply: "I insert ______" If you don't want to type the rest.

The next person replies to your post, saying what you got from inserting the thing, and lists what they put into the machine. It would go something like this:
Quote from: Player 1I insert a golden coin to the vending machine!
Quote from: Player 2You get a hamburger!


I insert a frog!
Quote from: Player 3You get an umbrella!


I insert a computer into the vending machine!
etc.

Ready?
I insert a TBG into the vending machine!

shpeters

You get an RPG.

I insert a dollar into the vending machine.
Pretend something interesting is here.


shpeters

You get a cake.

I insert a lie into the vending machine.
Pretend something interesting is here.


sanjayraj

You get a cyberspy.

I insert myself into the vending machine.


I'm back. For now.

Necro

You get a biopsy.

I insert a _ into the vending machine.

ka-doink4545o0

You get a hyphen.
I attempt to tip the vending machine.
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bluecat600

You get arrested.


I put a cat in the machine.
Garlic bread enthusiast.
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I am a random kid on the interwebs with a poor sense of humour and many awful puns to share with you

30-1

You get a dog.

I put a && in the machine.

ka-doink4545o0

You get a ||, as well as a small pile of holey captchalogue cards.
I put Youtube into the machine.
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30-1

You get a Tube you.

I put a vending machine of power into the machine.

ka-doink4545o0

The universe explodes.
I put a popular forum discussing a controversial subject in the machine.
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30-1

You get the TBGs.

I put a :O into the machine.

DiofaWiki

HELP SAVE IGOOGLE!!!GENERATION 475: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 61 to the generation. Social experiment B.
GENERATION 0: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 76587 to the generation. Social experiment C.

30-1

You get work.

I put IGOOGLE in the machine.

Mokat

You get an iPod Touch.
I put a gumball in the machine.
I used to be active on here a few years ago and now I'm back (☆^ー^☆)

tbg52

#18
You get a quarter. :P

I put Minecraft in the machine.
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.

Mokat

I get a laptop.

I put a pencil in the machine.
I used to be active on here a few years ago and now I'm back (☆^ー^☆)

tbg52

You get homework.

I put a newspaper in the machine.
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.

Zoomreddin

You get a sealed letter that reads "How did you even get this?" on the envelope.


I put stale crushed crackers into the machine.

tbg52

You get a pop-tart.

I put a pop-tart in the machine.
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.


tbg52

You get a roasted turkey.

I put myself into the machine.
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.

Zoomreddin

#25
You get a 25bgt!


I put a submit button into the machine.