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CONGRATULATIONS.
THE OCTOBER LABOR LOTTERY IS COMPLETE. YOUR NAME WAS PULLED.
FOR IMMEDIATE PLACEMENT, REPORT TO THE MINISTRY OF ADMISSION AT GRESTIN BORDER CHECKPOINT.
AN APARTMENT WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IN EAST GRESTIN. EXPECT A CLASS-8 DWELLING.
GLORY TO ARTSTOTZKA.

(you will provide a passport, and the person below will accept or deny it, giving a reason for denial. then they will provide a passport, etc. and etc.the passports don't have to make sense, and neither do the reasons for denial!)
example:

Quote from: entrantCOUNTRY: ARTSTOTZKA
NAME: BOB JILLY
DOB:02.04.06
*:GUY
ISS:POTATOHAMLAND
EXP:17.84.XX
PASSPORT ID: 1337A-PO5S8

Quote from: inspectorDENIED. POTATOHAMLAND IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS A COUNTRY.

i'll start:
COUNTRY: KOLECHIA
NAME: JOHN CENA
DOB:YESTERDAY
*:NO
ISS:WONDERLAND
EXP:ALSO YESTERDAY
ID: WHO-CARES

Accepted.

COUNTRY: 2-Fort
NAME: Heavy
DOB: Weapons
*: Guy
ISS: Dispenser
EXP: Sandvich
ID: Pootis

Denied. Illegal contraband-your sandvich has over 3 squirts of mayo.

COUNTRY: GRAPES
NAME: YES
DOB: NO:
*: I DUNNO
ISS: DEPENDS
EXP: PROBABLY
ID NO-WAY

Denied, seventy-three times. I believe grapes to be evil.

(lol jk)

COUNTRY: Earth
NAME: Timmy
DOB: 2000-03-04
*: Kappæ
ISS: ə
EXP:Never
PASSPORT ID: LIKEA-BAU5

Denied, that upside down e on your ISS looks suspicious.

COUNTRY: COUNTRY
NAME: NAME
DOB: DOB
*: *
ISS: ISS
EXP: EXP
PASSPORT ID: JONATHON

country is not a country
denied

COUNTRY:
NAME:
DOB:
*:
ISS:
EXP:
PASSPORT ID:

Denied, passport is empty.

COUNTRY: A
NAME: B
DOB: C
*: D
ISS: E
EXP: F
PASSPORT ID: G

DENIED.
Reason: You have not entered valid forms of the requested field.

COUNTRY: Magical Land Server Place
NAME: MICROSOFT, Cortana X
DOB: 2017 YEAR 10 MONTH 1 DAY
*: MALE
ISS: HOCKOOLAND
EXP: 202 YEAR 10 MONTH 10 DAY
PASSPORT ID: MLSP - 92 - 29374

Omg I love the game this was based on

Accepted.

COUNTRY: LA LA LAND
NAME: PIP
DOB: FEB 10 2849
*: MALE
ISS: DOODLE
EXP: HENLO
PASSPORT ID: EH

Denied. Henlo is not a vaild expiration date.

COUNTRY: EUROPE
NAME: POLAND
DOB: MAY 09 1945
*: COUNTRY
ISS: MIDDLE EUROPE
EXP: MAY 09 2150
PASSPORT ID: 046-4500

Denied-wait how did you get here?

COUNTRY: ATOTSTZTA
NAME:EMAN
DOB: 3/9/1, but I forgot the format...
*: Trans
ISS: Earth
EXP: 182,370 experience
PASSPORT ID: 1

Denied. The country is invalid.

COUNTRY: ORBISTAN
NAME: LUCAS HALL
DOB: 24/12/1964
*: M
ISS: SKAL
EXP: 4/1/1983
PASSPORT ID: F32RS-43DE7

Accepted

COUNTRY: [THE] MOTHERLAND
NAME: ANTON KUZNETSOV
DOB: DEC 21 1918
*: MALE
ISS: MOSCOW
EXP: JAN 1 2030
PASSPORT ID: POOTIN

Denied, there is some illegal characters:

COUNTRY: [THE] MOTHERLAND
NAME: ANTON KUZNETSOV
DOB: DEC 21 1918
*: MALE
ISS: MOSCOW
EXP: JAN 1 2030
PASSPORT ID: POOTIN

COUNTRY: MUSHROOM KINGDOM
NAME: ORIGAMI OLLY
DOB: JUL 11 2020
GEN: MALE
ISS: TINY ISLE
PASSPORT ID: OLIVIA

Denied. EXP not specified.

COUNTRY: Equestria
NAME: Etude Limbo
DOB: AUG 23, 2006
*: F
ISS: Peaks of Peril
EXP: AUG 16, 2048
PASSPORT ID: 37UD3-71MB0

Denied, there is no gender information.

COUNTRY: MONKEY
NAME: MONKEY
DOB: MONKEY
GEN: MONKEY
ISS: MONKEY
EXP: MONKEY
PASSPORT ID: MONK-EYYY

The * is the gender information)

Denied, why did you fake your identity? It's "Monke".

COUNTRY: Minecraft land
NAME: Steve
DOB: 10th May 2009
Gender: Male
ISS: Mojang
EXP: When Minecraft shuts down
PASSPORT ID: M8N3CR4F7

Accepted.

COUNTRY: Rhythm Heaven
NAME: Karate Joe
DOB: 8th March 2003
Gender: Male
ISS: IHoTU
EXP: 8th March 2103
PASSPORT ID: 2HD5-F3V2

"Joe Mama, huh? Pass."

Country: Asia
Name: Malaysia
DOB: 31 August 1957
Gender: She (motherland)
ISS: The Great Britain
EXP: NEVER
Passpost ID: +60

Accepted.

Country: Wonderland
Name: I wonder
DOB: 01 Jan 1970
Gender: Male
ISS: What does the ISS mean? Is it the outside or the inside?
EXP: 2L
Passpost ID: 1111-1111

And I wonder if I should accept or not.
That's a yes.
Provided you're born on Unix Epoch time.

Country: Wood
Name: A termite
DOB: One day ago
Gender: Termite
ISS: Tree
EXP: A few days later
Passport ID: 73RM173

Denied, you just ate the desk your passport was on.

Country: Phillipines
Name: You mispelled Phillipines
DOB: Uh
Gender: Just change the country
ISS: Stop
EXP: Please just change it
Passport ID: I give up

Accepted.

Instead of a passport, I insert a bomb, and shouted "DEATH TO ARTSTOTZKA!" (spoiler alert)

Denied and arrested.

Country: E
Name: E
DOB: E
Gender: E
ISS: E
EXP: E
Passport ID: E

DISALLOW! I do not want to look at any fifthglyphs!

Country: Bvqzqbbqhcs
Name: BiphA
DOB: Kcregmgn 3, 2021
Gender: Pmqz
ISS: Ep...lc'gc qh qhscgf jqfn vcgc.
EXP: Lvn mgc nde msiqht pc kdg fvqs? Dk jdegsc Q'o uesf sdpcfvqht zqic pmnrc 100 ncmgs mlmn.
Passport ID: MHSLCG PC!