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#26 2016-Nov-01  08:25:04

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Orangekit responds with "FLEENSTONEZ?!"
Suddenly, this cry called upon Vinny, GeePM, DireBoar, and Rev.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
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#27 2016-Nov-01  08:27:18

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Trepak wrote:

Name: Abraham Lincoln
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Appearance: Tall. Very tall.
Inventory (not too many items please): A bundle of twigs.

Granted.

Your name is Abraham Lincoln. You are 55 feet tall.

Just kidding. You're 6'3".

You notice a white-skinned girl with blue hair standing outside.
(When I say white I mean like #FFFFFF-paper-pure white)

coolman2443 wrote:

Orangekit responds with "FLEENSTONEZ?!"
Suddenly, this cry called upon Vinny, GeePM, DireBoar, and Rev.

Oh no! That cry appears to have angered the VineSauce Five!

> Orangekit: Strife!

What will you do?


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#28 2016-Nov-01  08:28:38

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

AS: :33 < Orangekit.
AS: :33 < Nepeta asks if you are busy.


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#29 2016-Nov-01  08:29:06

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>SUMMON BONZI BUDDY! INFLICT THE WORLD WITH STANKY VINESAUCE MAYMAYS


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"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#30 2016-Nov-01  08:32:40

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Head outside.


Like the Red Clothed Pheonix, once I die, it is not that I have left. I have stopped existing, yet another me was already there.

I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account.

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#31 2016-Nov-01  08:33:04

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

AC: :33 < *Nepeta leaves in frustration*


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#32 2016-Nov-01  08:34:34

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

>SUMMON BONZI BUDDY! INFLICT THE WORLD WITH STANKY VINESAUCE MAYMAYS

MEMES OR MAYMAYS ARE NOT ALLOWED. GO BACK TO DABBING SOMEWHERE ELSE, FOOL.

Fortan seems to get the gist of it though and summons Fred the Caveman Compatriot.

Fred the Caveman Compatriot uses Yobbi Dobbi Dee! (It's not copyright infringement!)
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1d20 = 1 5 1 6 20

The gang is knocked down, except for Joel, who uses his CORRUPTION MODUS to deflect the bootleg.


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#33 2016-Nov-01  08:36:06

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>Give Joel a bad time.
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Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#34 2016-Nov-01  08:36:11

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Trepak wrote:

Head outside.

You hit your head on the door.

Curse being so tall.

The other girl notices you.

> Narrator: Be other girl.

Narrator is now TRENDY ANGST.

Trendy: Bust out air guitar moves.

1d20 = 7

Eh, it could be better although it's nice.


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#35 2016-Nov-01  08:42:55

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

>Give Joel a bad time.
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Oh yeah. You spin the Serif Clock and get ready.

1d8 = 4

BAD

You give Joel a BAD TIME.

Unfortunately the narrator does not play Undertale. Did it work?


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#36 2016-Nov-01  08:43:34

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

(YES!)
Chat ends up killing Joel.


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"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#37 2016-Nov-01  08:45:23

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Meanwhile, Nepeta continues writing Warrior Cats.

Her pen name is Erin Hunter.

(17:45:54) Smiley100P: In IRL, Erin Hunter is six people.
(17:46:08) Smiley100P: In IRP, Erin Hunter is NEPETA.

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#38 2016-Nov-01  08:46:49

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

After chat brutally demolished Joel Orangekit (with his party) goes  power leveling at THE PENINSULA OF POWER!

Last edited by Fell Rekekka (2016-Nov-01  08:47:04)


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#39 2016-Nov-01  08:48:17

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Age: 35
Gender: M
Appearance: Brown cloak, hood, light beard.
Inventory (not too many items please): Lightsaber


In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
And all the people that come and go,
Stop and say hello,

- Penny Lane, The Beatles

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#40 2016-Nov-01  08:49:27

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Abraham Lincoln sits on the ground and plays with some twigs.


Like the Red Clothed Pheonix, once I die, it is not that I have left. I have stopped existing, yet another me was already there.

I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account.

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#41 2016-Nov-01  08:51:02

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Orangekit: 1

ORANGEKIT ENCOUNTERS A KING BEHEMOTH (le gasp!)

With no GM in sight, Orangekit assaults the Behemoth...

WITH A COOKIE.

Orangekit: 18
Behemoth: 10

The cookie was too powerful for thy behemoth, causing it to explode.

...strangely enough, the sight of this immediantly makes Rebecca and Raven (Aire) ripped as they gain 7 levels in a row. (The game can begin)

Last edited by Fell Rekekka (2016-Nov-01  10:13:17)


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#42 2016-Nov-01  10:22:16

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

There is a severe lack of character statuses, so I will make one.

Coolman2443:

Orangekit
Status: Healthy

Rebecca
Status: Healthy

Raven
Status: Aire
Smiley100P:

Nepeta
Status: Healthy
Tymewalk:

Trendy Angst
Status: Healthy
NuclearArmadillo

Me
Status: Yes
Trepak

Abraham Lincoln
Status: Healthy

Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#43 2016-Nov-01  23:14:09

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Mary Sue
Age: TYMEWALK PLS EXPLAIN
Gender: F
Appearance: Perfect
Inventory (not too many items please): A portal that leads to an infinite workshop.

Tymewalk wrote:

- Yes Mary Sues.

Last edited by ChildGamer (2016-Nov-01  23:14:33)


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The Harold Temperature Scale
H = K/2889 - 1; K = (H + 1) * 2889
H = (C + 273.15)/2889 - 1; C = (H + 1) * 2889 - 273.15
H = (5/9(F - 32) + 273.15)/2889 - 1 ; F = 9/5((H + 1) * 2889 - 273.15) + 32

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#44 2016-Nov-01  23:27:15

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

jji10dino wrote:

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Age: 35
Gender: M
Appearance: Brown cloak, hood, light beard.
Inventory (not too many items please): Lightsaber

You are OBI-WAN KENOBI, Fry Cook Master.

With your trusty Lightsaber Spatula in hand, you go to your work at Dark Side Cafe.


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#45 2016-Nov-01  23:29:09

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Trepak wrote:

Abraham Lincoln sits on the ground and plays with some twigs.

The girl comes up to you.

"Mind if I play?"

TBGChildGamer wrote:

Name: Mary Sue
Age: TYMEWALK PLS EXPLAIN
Gender: F
Appearance: Perfect
Inventory (not too many items please): A portal that leads to an infinite workshop.

Tymewalk wrote:

- Yes Mary Sues.

PERFECT. ACCEPTED. smile

Also, she's old enough to do anything she wants with no restrictions. Except those sites that ask if you're 18+, nobody sane says "yes" on those.


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#46 2016-Nov-02  03:44:57

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Orangekit wanders around the PENINSULA OF POWER some more with her ripped party members. Suddenly, he sees Mt. Noob.

"Perfect!" Orangekit says, "WE CAN TRAIN HERE TO GAIN LEVELS!"

"Uhhh, wasn't the last area we were a better training spot?" Raven (Aire) asks.

"QUANTITY OVER QUALITY!" Orangekit yells as she runs towards the mountain.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#47 2016-Nov-02  07:22:08

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Nepeta, meanwhile, publishes her fourth Warriors book to 2004 before admiring the pure beauty of her "art".


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#48 2016-Nov-02  10:11:31

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

jji10dino wrote:

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Age: 35
Gender: M
Appearance: Brown cloak, hood, light beard.
Inventory (not too many items please): Lightsaber

?


In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
And all the people that come and go,
Stop and say hello,

- Penny Lane, The Beatles

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#49 2016-Nov-02  10:14:08

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

jji10dino wrote:
jji10dino wrote:

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Age: 35
Gender: M
Appearance: Brown cloak, hood, light beard.
Inventory (not too many items please): Lightsaber

?

Tymewalk wrote:
jji10dino wrote:

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Age: 35
Gender: M
Appearance: Brown cloak, hood, light beard.
Inventory (not too many items please): Lightsaber

You are OBI-WAN KENOBI, Fry Cook Master.

With your trusty Lightsaber Spatula in hand, you go to your work at Dark Side Cafe.

BTW, that's not a cheap toy, that's a REAL LIGHTSABER. It just doubles as a spatula.


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#50 2016-Nov-02  10:24:18

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

I kill everyone.


In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
And all the people that come and go,
Stop and say hello,

- Penny Lane, The Beatles

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