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Started by Siverko, Jun 28, 2015, 01:13:59 PM

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Siverko

Rate the above In Soviet Russia joke (also known as a Russian reversal).

The jokes come in the form of a regular English sentence, with bad word order.
While regularly, it would be "In America, you verb object"; in Soviet Russia, the joke is "In Soviet Russia, object verbs you!".

Examples:

In America, you brush teeth.
In Soviet Russia, teeth brush you!

In America, you break law.
In Soviet Russia, law breaks you!

You get the idea? Да? Хорошо. Let's begin.

In Soviet Russia, homework does you!
(it is not necessary to put the In Soviet Russia joke between code brackets.)
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

Scranic

#2
9/10

In USSR Russia, food eats you!

edit: forgot 2 r8

Dino

10/10 xD

In Soviet Russia, candles light you!

Scranic

10/10

In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!

Dino

9.9/10

In Soviet Russia, sound hears you!

Treehee

5/10

In sovjet russia, tv watches YOU!
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

jji7skyline

7/10

In soviet russia keyboards type on you!
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

TheLetterThorn

8/10

In Soviet Russia, DOG WALKS YOU!!!
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

PrincessPandaTBG

Wat/10

In Soviet Union, Sonic the Hedgehog dances with you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

Not even a real joke/10.

In Soviet Russia, bread bakes you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

firefang16

Scary/10

In Jurassic Russia,dinosaurs shoot YOU!
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

Siverko

Eeek/10.

In Soviet Russia, school goes to you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

No/10

In Soviet Russia, pigs eat you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

.../10.

In Soviet Russia, toilet uses you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

GROSS/10

In Soviet Russia, hot dogs cook you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

10/10.

In Soviet Russia, military joins you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

9000/10

In Soviet Russia, books read you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

10/10.

In Soviet Russia, tests study for you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

Lol/10

In Soviet Russia, Sonic Colors play you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

firefang16

#20
Nu/10

In Soviet russia, Jurassic Park watches YOU!

(ninja'd)
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

Siverko

10/10.

In Soviet Russia, space goes to you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

Impossible/10

In Soviet Russia, Scratch goes to you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

10/10.

In Soviet Russia, hockey plays you!
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

Lol/10

In Soviet Russia, Sonic X watches you!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

firefang16

No/10

In Soviet Russia, posture works on you!
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)