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#1 2014-Dec-26  12:10:53

SonicTheHeadgehog14
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An epic FIGHT with no rules

This is SonicTheHeadgehog14, that is new there is no rules and anything is possible.

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#2 2014-Dec-26  12:15:45

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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I am a challenger myself so lets FIGHT!

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#3 2014-Dec-27  18:49:02

GyroscopeBill
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

*I pick up Russia and throw it at SonicTheHeadgehog14*


And then Joey Tempest appeared.

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#4 2014-Dec-28  05:59:01

joefarebrother
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I pick up Mars and throw it at anyone in my way.


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#5 2014-Dec-28  09:26:45

secondmoonofuranus
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

i ingest a great number of dubiously-legal and experimental chemicals, catch the planet mars in a quickly-expanding and fleshy mitt, then digest it into a great number of devastatingly energy-potentious meteors, which then shoot out of my other hand and set the upper atmosphere on fire. the government of russia falls in the great inferno. noöne misses it.


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#6 2014-Dec-28  11:28:24

derpypretzel
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I throw the fourth wall. Aaaaaand then I start a magnesium rant.


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#7 2014-Dec-28  13:24:18

Seanbobe
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

so i set the world on fiyaaaah.


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#8 2014-Dec-28  13:34:16

Fishmael
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I smash open a fifth wall, grab the fourth wall from the other side, and pull it through, folding the fabric of the universe in half. I repeat this with the third, second, and fourth walls, folding the universe into 16ths, and using scissors to cut it into a paper snowflake, littering the universe with symmetrical worm holes, which, when entered, cause fifteen versions of yourself to exit the fifteen other holes matching the one you entered.


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#9 2014-Dec-28  17:08:49

Dino
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

(No powerplaying? Oh yeah!)
I turn into Superman, spin the Earth backwards extremely fast and go back to when everyone else are babies and kill them. Har har har.


In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
And all the people that come and go,
Stop and say hello,

- Penny Lane, The Beatles

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#10 2014-Dec-28  23:55:53

GyroscopeBill
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I mix together Nutella and superglue to stick the world in place and stop jji10dino from spinning it. Then I make everyone eat the mixture.


And then Joey Tempest appeared.

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#11 2014-Dec-29  07:50:52

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I explode, obliterating everything. Then I freeze the space-time continuum, become Starscream, die, become myself, and turn all matter that isn't me into cake batter. I bake a cake. Suddenly, the cake is a lie and somebody takes it. I strike them down with a lightning bolt, and become
Lord Sparklebottom.
Creator of the neck-twisters.

I then twist some necks, behead everyone, hang their heads as ornaments on a Christmas tree, realize Christmas is over, then turn the heads into beer and pour it into an empty beer bottle. Now, I hold both the universe and everybody's heads. I drink the beer and eat the cake, then I explode again, drink all of Somelia's cappuccinos, drink every cappuccino in existence, shoot Chuck Norris, then fling cupcakes into wormholes. The cupcakes become an army of gummy bears. I stomp them out. Next, I become a goddess, rip open a goat, find its liver, and swallow it. Then, I fling the corpse into the sun, eat GladOS, and raise gas prices. Everyone becomes poor. I then stick a million bucks on top of the Empire State Building. I become all out of bubblegum so I begin kicking people off the building. Then, I Megaton Punch the planet in half. Next, I ride a dragon to the center of the earth, eat fried dragon, and convert everyone to worshipping Lord Gaben. I release Half-Life 3 and everyone dies in ritual self-sacrifice. Then I destroy Gabe-Heaven.

Just in case that wasn't enough, rocks fall, everyone dies, a gazebo eats Lord Gaben... and, for the love of all that is cute and fluffy, don't look behind you.

The second murderspider is summoned. I force Cthulhu to stand there while infinite clones ride him as I declare the superiority of fabulous capes. Then I unleash an apocalypse of Ebola patients wearing capes. I jump into Gaben's corpse's butt to find a dinner roll which I eat, forcing everyone to obey me. I become invisible, stab Obama, and use him as a hilarious marionette to make everyone do the Macarena with him. Batman becomes a tiny horse which I ride. I then break the fourth wall to change the post and add the rule that my posts can never be negated. I cast a sluggishness spell on Sonic and every MLG person dies of childhood obesity.
I then clone frishy's snowflake dimension and have it snow universes. I take the twentieth wall and wear it as a cape, copying all of Deadpool's powers. I use this to summon Michael Bay. He makes explosions, which turn into money raining on him. I stop it by placing Rihanna on his head. The money is deflected by her umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. I sew Bambi's mother's corpse to Mufasa's corpse and turn them into a helicopter which drops bombs made of childrens' tears, nostalgia, and cyanide. I eat potato chips but they taste like saltwater and I spit them out, causing a nuclear explosion worse than the most powerful atomic bomb. North Korea starts banning chocolate, so I personally kill them all. Then everyone dies. I then drop the bombs, killing Lord Gaben. Suddenly, I am a pirate. I can do what I want 'cause a pirate is free. Kirby eats the world, but I spank him so he spits it out. Skrillex is blasted into space by Helix. There is much rejoicing. Sanic goes fasts. * ON STEP IT UP is heard loud and clear. I am peanut butter. Naturally you are all jelly.
Darkfire is on fire. I shoot eye beams that materialize into the most jumpscariest animatronics ever. I command Freddy to stuff Sanic into Sonic's corpse. The new Sonic turns Sonic Boom into Sanic MLG 360NoScope.
Bananarama. (doo doo-be doo doo) Bananarama. (doot doo-doot doot)

A fruitcake shatters the moon. Tidal waves destroy Russia.
Grammatical Error Man walks into the room.
oh god help i cant use capital or punctuation and i skip words help
help
help
atomc bom
atmick boom
ATOMIC BOMB!
Grammatical Error Man is defeated! The Smash Bros. announcer announces my victory. I force everyone to use crappy mobile. Then I shut off the world supplies of Sriracha, Nutella and bacon. Everyone becomes deprived. I then change their homepage to a Sriracha/Nutella/Bacon webpage. Everyone orders Sriracha, Nutella and bacon from me, so everyone becomes poor but has a bunch of food. Then I make Hitler steal everyone's Nutella. Next, I make the Roostersauce Fire God steal back the Sriracha. I wrap him in bacon to manifest his Final Form under my control. He becomes Sriracha Lord. Sriracha Lord burns the universe in endless HELLFIRE.


The End.
It's real this time.


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#12 2014-Dec-29  08:00:18

secondmoonofuranus
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

that was the most incredible display of memery i have ever seen in my short life

i'm slow clapping.


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#13 2014-Dec-30  03:20:42

bluecat600
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

10 words:
I use the nuke of destiny to blow you up


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#14 2014-Dec-30  04:49:21

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I reappear, cover you in butter, and throw you into space. You explode and I become omnipotent.


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#15 2015-Jan-01  05:02:57

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

bump


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#16 2015-Jan-01  06:39:52

Seanbobe
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

i clone. and me and my clone clone
and me and my clones clone.100 times. then all 5.0706024e+30 copies of me jump anyone.


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#17 2015-Jan-07  07:51:09

SuperJedi224
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I use Summon Bigger Fish.

And then I summon Burk.

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#18 2015-Jan-07  21:41:56

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I eat all existing matter but my own.


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#19 2015-Jan-12  10:05:37

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

bamp


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#20 2015-Jan-13  06:59:28

SuperJedi224
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

Burk uses an insanely overpowered punch on you from the inside.


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#21 2015-Jan-24  10:38:05

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I explode then rip Burk in half. Next I burn Burk's head and eat the ashes.


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#22 2015-Jan-24  10:54:51

Fishmael
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

While trying to slip on a warm jacket while drinking a combination of cheap soda and milk, I accidentally manage to clone myself infinite times into every frame of time and plane of existence.


inish. I mean, it's only been a c
've been doing stuff to co
ut of touch that I still run a CY
ouns are they/them. Ple

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#23 2015-Jan-27  22:58:09

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I drink gold and summon Dodongo. I then throw cigarettes at it and it flees, destroying all forms and planes of existence. I reappear and use Morgan Freeman's voice to recreate the perfect universe. Then I make the monkeys dance.


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#24 2015-Mar-02  12:44:59

Seanbobe
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

bluecat600 wrote:

10 words:
I use the nuke of destiny to blow you up

8 words:
i summon a creeper vampire zombie black hole.


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#25 2015-Mar-04  21:18:19

eveadelekitty
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Re: An epic FIGHT with no rules

I go back in time and spit on your mom, deleting you from existence.


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