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9000 ways to destroy an iPad

Started by Epicness123, Mar 10, 2014, 10:57:27 AM

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Epicness123

ill start!

1. Run over it with a car.
au
tbger since 2013

jji7skyline

2. Throw it in a blender and press the turbo button.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

Epicness123

3. Try to be like TechRax and perform drop tests.
au
tbger since 2013

jji7skyline

4. Use as a chopping board... for firewood.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

laser314

I appear sometimes in the corner of your screen....
Only to vanish in an instant....

Epicness123

6. "Accidently" throw it out a 12-story hotel
au
tbger since 2013

Dino

9/10 Shouldn't we rate the above?

Give it to a 1 year old moose.

joefarebrother

Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

GeonoTRON2000

https://github.com/GeonoTRON2000

Verify my signatures or send me encrypted messages:
https://geonotron2000.github.io/pgp.txt

whizzer

7/10

10. Force it to run Android.
i'm so tired

joefarebrother

7/10

Jailbreak it, and tell apple.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

jji7skyline

8/10

Install Windows 95 on it, then sprinkle some viruses on it.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

whizzer

7/10

Take a Nexus 7 and an iPad mini to the Apple Store. Show off everything the Nexus does that the iPad doesn't, then give them both.

Quote from: joefarebrother7/10

Jailbreak it, and tell apple.
Darn it. I was going to say "Jailbreak it and then take it to the Apple Store".
i'm so tired

joefarebrother

Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Dino

8/10

Force it to tell all the numbers of pi.

joefarebrother

8/10

Force it to calculate weather this statement is false.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Upsilon920

9/10
17. Throw it in a black hole.
hi, i'm __init__ on scratch :P

 i hate this username i came up with it when I was 9
 someone plz change it

joefarebrother

Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

jji7skyline

9/10

Poke a hole in the battery.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

TheLetterThorn

9/10

20.) Program it to annoy Somelia.
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Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
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Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

eveadelekitty

12/10

21.) Mine it. Hey, you DO get bytes!

mmm whatcha sayyyy

jji7skyline

9/10

22. Cover it in honey and give it to a bear.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

Dino

8/10

Force it to read this page.

joefarebrother

8/10
Ask siri "Please do the opposite of what I'm telling you to do right  now"
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Dino

9/10 "Would you like me to search the internet for: 'Please do the opposite of what I'm telling you to do right now'?"

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Ask Siri if Mac is better or if Linux is better.