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Basically self-insert, just use random weapons and other stuff to attack everyone else.
RULES: No blowing up the earth. No nukes.
If you are killed, you respawn.
I begin to build a fort.

I finally finish building the nuke I've spent months on. Goodbye, Europe.

I look at a piece of paper my spies just brought. Nuke!? I get in my armoured car and drive toward the reported location.

I tap a button in the control room, and the giant door on the hangar slides open. The fleet of F-16 jets taxis out onto the runway in formation.

I continue driving towards frishy's location.

I launch the nuke at laser's car. "Pew." I think as it explodes. I get into the small rocket I had waiting for me to escape the blast.

I glance at a control bank. Radiation levels are rising fast. Great. Just what I need. I step into an elevator and descend to B24.

The rocket blasts off, and I'm quickly out of orbit. "Good." I think.

(Time for a bit of powerplay.)
As he launches the nuke, I hit a button. An ejector seat activates, shooting me into the air. I am caught by an F-35 Lightning, and the pilot and I blast away.

Who cares about your lightning? Half a country just exploded.

At another control room overlooking several underground missile silos. Inside are three ICBMs, each carrying a warhead equivalent to thirty megatons of TNT. Almost a hundred million tons of explosives. I speak into a microphone. 'Prepare for launch. I repeat, prepare to launch.'

I kill everyone. xD

Okay, okay, I get a machine gun and go to the opposing team/country's base.

I already equipped the ship with even more nukes, so goodbye, Canada. Another nuke is released.

The first ICMB collides with the second nuke over the atlantic ocean. *boom*

The blast catches up to me and I blow up.
DING DING DING *RESPAWN*
I appear in my base, where someone tells me that a nuke has been launched for Canada. "Activate the mech." I tell him, and dash off to some hidden part of the facility. A flight-enabled mech is launched, heading to intercept the nuke.
(I never thought of this, so I'm implementing a 'respawn' rule.)

I launch several more nukes over the landmass. Five hit in a row.

I throw landmines everywhere

I land on the moon, glad to get away from the nuke. I start building my biosphere with my robot workers.

I aim my nuke at the moon

My scanners beep. A nuke's trajectory was going to hit where I am. I roll my eyes, and begin powering the radiation shields. (I am such a powerplayer. xD)

My flight-enabled mech is too late. I hit a button on my telepresence unit, and the machine returns to my base. It lands, and my base's systems de-radiation it.

My robots buzz around, obeying orders I'd programmed them to do. There was a technological war going on Earth, and I didn't want to be there when the planet was nuked.

I get into the giant mech, then blast off toward the moon. A few rockets also launch.

I finally finish the biosphere, and put up the shields. Just in time, too, I think as I scan some sort of mech coming toward my base. I hope the shields hold..

I see the moon, with some sort of shield. I radio my base, and land next to the shield, where I begin to punch it.