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Post a horribly exaggerated but true before and after statement and rate the one above you. (Example: Before we had flaming alaska, people tried to eat fire.)

I'll go first.

Before we landed on the moon, people wondered what that big shiny thing was.

9/10

Before we had Bad Translator, we had 35 guys in a line and played telephone.

9/10

Before we had the International Trade Route association, people would throw rocks at each other and steal their stuff.

9/10

Before we had McDonalds, normal people rummaged through the trash dumps for a bit of meat.

(B u m p p u m

7/10

Before we had trash dumps, we ate McDonalds.

8/10

Before we had smileys, people would take pictures of their facial expression and then add it to their post.

8/10

Before we had the internet, people wrote TCP/IP packets on paper and sent them via mail.

9/10

Before we had iPads, we would use a chisel and hammer on a stone slab.

8.6/10

Before we had iPads, we had pretending and imagination.

8/10

Before we had computers, we wrote down loads of 0s and 1s on a piece of aper and changed them according to some rules

8/10

Before we had text editors, we put a disk drive on the table and alowed a butterfly to flap its wings once. That creates disturbances in the atmosphere, which focus incoming rays onto the disk drive and flip a single bit.

xkcd/10
Before we had windows (not the computer kind), we had to use X-Ray vision.

5/10
Before we had Pokémon trading, we would trade cartridges with save files.

7/10

Before we had flaming alaska, people tried to eat fire.

lolwut? 8/10?

Before we had Siri we would could say whatever we wanted to our phones without getting a smart reply.

11/10

Before we had pi, opinions were onions.

wait... oooh I get it 9/10

Before we had headphones, we had really small speakers that we'd put inside our ears using plastic surgery.

7/10

Before we had pokémon, we got real animals to fight each other.

8/10

Before we had jokes, we had to tickle each other to become amused.

8/10

Before we had google, we went to libraries.

8/10

Before we had headphones, we opened .mp3 files in a text editor and wrote down the notes to play and used a piano to see what it sounded like

7.1/10

Before we had Facebook, we had letters.

8/10

Before we had Sonic, we had pet hedgehogs which could be painted blue.

81./10
Before we have Scratch, we Scratch our back