Guess what? You lose!

[VCHs]

I can't stop winning!

If the person below me is wearing anything coloured red, has ever participated in the GMTK game jam, OR has listened to a song from the 90s today, or played any rhythm game in the past 3 days, they lose.

[Incendiary]

I see this as an absolute win.

If the person below me is wearing anything coloured red, has ever participated in the GMTK game jam, has listened to a song from the 90s today, played any rhythm game in the past 3 days, or has tripped over this week, they lose.

[miku]

i did trip over like three times or so this week

if the person below me is an image hoarder, they lose

[SausageMcSauce]

Don't think so.

if the person below me is an image hoarder, or they have less than 10GB of free space on the computer they are currently using, they lose.

[miku]

no

if the person below me is an image hoarder, they have less than 10GB of free space on the computer they are currently using, or they have recently downloaded an album in FLAC, they lose

[donotforgetmycode]

i win

if the person below me is an image hoarder, has less than 10GB of free space on the computer they are currently using, has recently downloaded an album in FLAC, or has played Gentoo Rescue, they lose.

[Gilbert189]

Still have plenty of gigabytes left on my SSD.

if the person below me is an image hoarder, has less than 10GB of free space on the computer they are currently using, has recently downloaded an album in FLAC, has played Gentoo Rescue, or has played any Flash games this year, they lose.

[SausageMcSauce]

Lost the Flash games one (several emulated ones online).

If the person below me has never voted in BFDI (any season, but other object shows or camps do not count), they lose.

[PkmnQ]

well I voted Purple Face in the latest rejoin (I knew it was probably gonna be a wasted vote, I just hate him that much)

If the person below me has never voted in BFDI (any season, but other object shows or camps do not count) or has never edited an article on any wiki, they lose.

[donotforgetmycode]

i don't know anything about bfdi

if the person below me doesn't play any instruments, they lose

[VCHs]

You just did a 360 no-scope on me.
If the person below me doesn't have a CRT monitor, they lose.

[PkmnQ]

3x losing streak

If the person below me has never used the [center] tag, they lose.

[donotforgetmycode]

i'm pretty sure i have

If the person below me has never used the [center] tag, or *has* used the [me] tag, they lose.

[miku]

ive used the center tag oncemaybe twice

if the person below me has never used the [center] tag, has used the [me] tag, or has uploaded something to the internet archive today, they lose

[PkmnQ]

i don't know what i'd be uploading there (also why reset)

If the person below me has never used the [center] tag, *has* used the [me] tag, has uploaded something to the internet archive today, or has played Go, they lose.

[miku]

(also why reset)

i misread sorry

If the person below me has never used the [center] tag, has used the [me] tag, has uploaded something to the internet archive today, has played Go, or has played balatro today, they lose

[donotforgetmycode]

i've used the me tag

If the person below me doesn't own any pets, they lose

[SausageMcSauce]

Never had any, and will probably never will.

If it is currently the afternoon where the person below is located at the time of posting, they lose.

[Incendiary]

If it is currently the afternoon where the person below is located at the time of posting, or hasn't fully shut down their main computer in over a week, they lose.

[donotforgetmycode]

it's 7:09 and i shut down my computer every day

If it is currently the afternoon where the person below is located at the time of posting, hasn't fully shut down their main computer in over a week, or hasn't watched any Bill Wurtz videos, they lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

All of them except the computer.

If Platinum is online at the time this person is posting, they lose.

[miku]

nope

if platinum is online at the time the person below me is posting, or has ever thought that their misheard lyric of a song (any) was better than the original lyric, they lose

[Incendiary]

Yeah, nah (also, please remember to not reset unless you lose)

If Platinum is online at the time this person is posting, or has ever thought that their misheard lyric of a song (any) was better than the original lyric, or doesn't have their usual sound volume between 20% and 80% (inclusive), they lose.

[donotforgetmycode]

my usual sound volume is 10%

if the person below me is currently on the ground floor of whatever building they're in, they lose