Mildly inconvenient computer viruses

[Incendiary]

Jokes on you, my webcam is unplugged, in a box. Also, only like 2% of your vision is actually clear and lets you see text and fine detail anyway.

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All youtube links you paste are converted to random TheRussianBadger videos or Never Gonna Give You Up. They look exactly the same as what you pasted but will redirect everyone to one of those options.

[Luigis_Pizza]

MARKIPLIER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Every time you open a exe file, your RAM halves

[Fishmael]

Starting at approx 5GB on this setup, I wouldn't stand a chance...

Whenever you open the TBG forums, it switches the theme to MetroGreen.

[Rekekka]

Its okay I liked Metro Green

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Whenever you open the TBG Forums, it deletes Metro Green.

[Incendiary]

And nothing of value was lost.

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Your desktop gets invaded with floating pride flags when you open an app.

[Incendiary]

(bump)

[Luigis_Pizza]

ok.

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Your computer can only run 1 app at a time or it crashes and deletes any save data and empties your download folder

[Incendiary]

That might be more than mildly infuriating tbh

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Every time someone says or types "Spaghetti", the Mom's Spaghetti version of Lose Yourself by Eminem plays in full.

[PkmnQ]

I'll just type pasghetti

The spellchecker lines slowly expand

[Incendiary]

Huh, looks like I missed this error, lemme jus- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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A random game you have installed is opened every time you press ALT or a function key. If no games are installed, or you run out of games that haven't been opened, they are downloaded from Steam (which will be automatically installed if it isn't)

[Hexavalent Monitor]

My home computer isn't compatible with Steam games.


A Bandana Waddle Dee image will occasionally flash on your computer screen.

[PkmnQ]

I'm fine with that. Bandana Waddle Dee is a cool kid . Or a fellow. Whichever applies. Possibly even a cool fellow ?

There is an unclosable always-visible message box that just says "message" on it.

[Luigis_Pizza]

At least mario isn't going to steal my liver...

The Plant Island song from msm plays no matter what you do and never ends

[Incendiary]

aauguahgushgausgagjhsfrhdjbhgdijajigbchuajegdvjioklm,gdsvxzcjilkmEDFVjxklnJDEIOKlmv insantity;

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All sounds on your system are vocoded to Necrofantasia

[donotforgetmycode]

okay
     
Whenever you press a key, it stays held until you press another key.

[Incendiary]

okay
   
Whenever you press a key, it stays held until you press another key.

Can you please put some effort into the response at least? I keep seeing this, and it's quite dull.
(this post has no gameplay value)

[donotforgetmycode]

Can you please put some effort into the response at least? I keep seeing this, and it's quite dull.
(this post has no gameplay value)

okay sorry for being bad at the game.

Can I at least get partial credit for the 5 spaces? I had to edit my post because the forum software turned them into 4 spaces for some reason.

[curitathecat]

Oooooookkkkkkkkk      ffffffiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee    Iiiii kkkeeeeepppp      sssslllluuurrrrriiiinnngggg    bbbuuuttttt  iiittttttsssssss ooooooooookkkkkk.....

note:

but looks like butt

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A virus that makes you ony able to press each key combination once a day

[PkmnQ]

Copy and pasting from https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/block

Virus that bitcrushes all audio

[Luigis_Pizza]

I actually like butcrushing... i was playing around with it today

Virus that doubles the storage taken by every file

[SuperKamekArea]

I would not be able to practically anything I normally do since pretty much all of my HDDs are at least half full.

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Whenever you save, download or transfer any non-system file, that file only saves directly to the desktop and moving it anywhere else would be cancelled. The contents of folders on a desktop would also be moved to the desktop, and those folders would always be empty.

[TheGlassPenguin]

10-year-old me wouldn't notice a single thing.

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when the time is all the same number (eg. 2:22:22, 3:33:33. 4:44:44), the letter 'E' flashes on all connected screens until the time is no longer all the same number.

[Orb Fish]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . . . seems pretty tame, if liable for some jumpscares.

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One stock deer image is added to your user directory. If you restart your computer after deleting it, a new one is downloaded. Otherwise, the deer image temporarily becomes the startup screen.

[TheGlassPenguin]

...at least i won't have to stare at systemd's log vomit when waiting for the computer to power on.

# better keep them separated

upon startup, the system sounds and icons are randomly mixed from all installed themes.

[Incendiary]

And would ya look at that, EVERYTHING is ruined! I can't do work like this! Now Firefox has the Blender Logo and every app plays "Nanomachines, son!" when I open them.

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Every key input ever-so-slightly changes the colour, saturation, contrast or sharpness of your display at random. In addition, these changes are not reflected in the control panel, so good luck adjusting to compensate.