Mildly inconvenient computer viruses

[DifferentDance8]

The virus does literally nothing, as I use you.com instead of google, and I use neither twitter nor wof

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Whenever you open up VSCode or any other IDE, it opens up MS Word or LibreOffice Writer instead (because Word is the best IDE... period!)

[TheGlassPenguin]

https://wasteof.money/posts/6344cbf848b299ac1259cc0a

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all sounds are reduced to -50% volume, regardless of the current system volume.

[Incendiary]

I can hear the voices again.

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Whenever a file or application larger than 1MB is opened, downloaded, moved between drives, loaded into memory, deleted or transferred across the internet, a random meme or funny video is downloaded and played (this does not count as a file for the virus)

[Seam49]

I download things less.

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All text is replaced by an AI summary but sarcastic.

[BreadcatGames]

Every time you type a terminal command, the output has a 1/10 chance to be reversed

[Incendiary]

Every time you type a terminal command, the output has a 1/10 chance to be reversed

Please read the OP and rules.

[ngv]

[DifferentDance8]

I use a text reverser program online
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Every time this thread goes inactive for more than a week, your webbrowser opens this topic and bumps it for you.

[Incendiary]

Every time this thread goes inactive for more than a week, your webbrowser opens this topic and bumps it for you.

Read above

[Tymewalk]

Every time this thread goes inactive for more than a week, your webbrowser opens this topic and bumps it for you.

I'll just post here weekly, not a bad idea anyways

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Joycon Drift malware: all windows drift 1px to the left every second.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Hm... that's not so bad, wait, where are you going! COME BACK!!!

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Changes everyone's username to jj7skyline, then activity drops to 3

[TheGlassPenguin]

...SKYLINE WHERE THE (naughty word) ARE YOU

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disables switching between light and dark mode after selecting the theme option. pick one or the other and die on the hill you chose

[Incendiary]

*selects dark mode*

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Typing "Poggers", "One" or "Okay" opens every possible application in the system at once.

[Luigis_Pizza]

hm... thats perfectly okay... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


Clicking a link opens a new tab and clicks a new link

[TheGlassPenguin]

...*(glances at my recent tabs panel flooding the absolute heck out, thus making the dash load very slow)*

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automatically reroutes making a new file manager tab to making a new window

[Incendiary]

Window? What window? Why is there suddenly a surplus of glass?

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Every mouse click and keystroke add a random amount of "heat", when this heat level reaches a randomly determined threshold, 21st Century Humour is loudly played on all connected speakers.

[Orb Fish]

*slams laptop and screams my throat out if it keeps playing*

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Every time you press a key, the computer records the sound of you pressing the key and plays back the sound from the previous recording, making the keyboard seem louder.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Thats kinda co- ow! OW! OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Completely Inverted controls. Every key is on the wrong side. When you connect a controller and are trying to use it, you need a keyboard. Every time you use your keyboard you need a controller.

[Incendiary]

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All inputs from connected devices play sound effects, distort your screen and open random apps.

[TheGlassPenguin]

you call that mildly inconvenient?

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replaces your default browser with firefox or ungoogled-chromium and makes it near-impossible to change it to anything else

[Incendiary]

Nothing changed.

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For each app that gets installed, expensive cheese is delivered to your house, and a large number of scam call centers decide to target you.

[Luigis_Pizza]

I want scam calls to come to me, I love making fun of them
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Everytime one of those 1 hour of silence videos broken up by something videos appears on your yt homepage, it starts at sets your device to max volume and you can't stop it.

[SuperKamekArea]

speaker unplug time! (the virus will still be there but there are no speakers to output audio)
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each and every single screen recorder somehow replaces itself with a copy of camtasia studio 6 and the only video editor you can use is vegas pro 10 and then videos just download converted to wmv and avi files (this virus would be targeted at video editing teams)

[Incendiary]

Damn, guess I gotta find a new hobby.

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Frequently opened apps have a higher chance of being forced to spin in circles.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Spain - a = your apps

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If an app is not opened within 24 hours of its last opening, it uninstalls... including apps that come preinstalled and can't be removed maually

[redgreenandblue]

I guess I'll just have to stay at my computer at all times and keep all of my apps open.

Your webcam tracks your eye movement and only the part of the screen you are looking at is visible (kind of like a flashlight)