Mildly inconvenient computer viruses

[miku]

i mean atleast the percentage is jeremy- oh my god

my middle name is actually seperator believe it or not


this small image of dj icey is right above your taskbar
specifically, the middle
you cant do anything to it, it also covers anything that may be there

[VCHs]

Me who likes small dock-like centric taskbars: ᵀ_ᵀ

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This virus makes any year displayed on your computer in text format have years counted since the Unix epoch rather than CE (basically 1970 is subtracted from all years shown).

[donotforgetmycode]

that would be weird but harmless

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Your computer now plays a strange beep noise whenever you plug the charger in. It doesn't even play through the headphones and it plays even if the volume is muted.

[Incendiary]

Eh, that'd be annoying, and everyone is gonna give me funny looks... I guess I could live with it, though.



Your system language is set to Snacklish and cannot be changed.

[donotforgetmycode]

what's snacklish? and what does it have to do with the image you linked
i would hate this soweet munch

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everything on your screen becomes different shades of brown

[Incendiary]

what's snacklish? and what does it have to do with the image you linked

[ngv]I have fixed my post. Please update your post when you have a chance. Ctrl+C is dumb sometimes.[/ngv]

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everything on your screen becomes different shades of brown

Oh no please how do I fix this GET THE DOODOO FILTER OFF MY SCREEN



Your computer is totally fine. However, all other computers on the Wi-Fi network will face a variety of effects, including but not limited to: Deep fried images, files randomly transferred between folders, icons being swapped, random sounds playing, and browser tabs occasionally redirecting to The Onion.

[hotcrystal0]

The files being transferred is what's going to get me the most, because i have extremely organized files.

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A virus that makes every app you open have a 10% chance of opening a different app instead.

[VCHs]

Tolerating for about a week, then buying a new PC like right this instant.

SEPARATIO

The virus forces you to use the Rubik's cube as a password. You're given a solved cube & you have to make a password consisting of at least 10 moves. You can't repeat states of the cube, so you can't jiggle one side back & forth, etc.

[miku]

yeah im doomed


you cant see what youre typing until you click away from the text

[Incendiary]

Well, it might inconvenience me at first but itm sure afeter tsomet ieme I won't notice the difeertence evenmtuanutally it';l afvll feel just as antural as it didnbefore

Results were exaggerated by a professional finger-haver



A little computer creature will hang out in various programs that aren't being run. If you run a program that it's inhabiting, it will get mad and shut down that program, possibly reorganising a few random folders as well.

[PkmnQ]

oh it has plenty of places to hang out in. if it ever hangs out in squishcraft though that's gonna suck when i eventually get back to it

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Protip: Despite their name, these viruses do not actually spread! Their purpose is simply to annoy the heck out of you until you give up and touch grass.

every day you are given a prompt to write an essay of varying length on a random topic. you are allowed to take as long as you want within the day, but if the essay is not done by the end of the day, a random file gets deleted off your computer. it somehow knows if you're trying to cheat (e.g. if you paste in random stuff, if you plagiarize, if you write an essay about something unrelated, if you get someone else to write it for you) and deletes everything