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Started by redgreenandblue, Jul 05, 2019, 07:22:44 AM

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redgreenandblue

Disclaimer: This is just an MFG about being a tbgforums moderator and has nothing to do with the actual moderation team.
Also this game is inspired by Sort the Court and that is the reason behind the weird name.


Congratulations on winning the mod election!
The job is fairly simple, just say yes or no to the requests from your users. You want your users to be as happy and safe as possible while still taking money into account.

How to play:
I will give you simple requests from 'users' and you must accept or decline. Depending on what you say the forums' money, fun, and safety levels will go up or down.
You will start with 100 money, 100 safety, and 100 fun. If any of these go below 0 for too long the forums will be shut down (you lose).
I may come up with a win condition after some people join.

Example of how a game might play:

Should we advertise the TBGs on other sites? It may cost us some money.
Yes
There are new users now!
+10 fun -15 money


realicraft
seanbobe
Jayfeather
Smiley100P
the2000
DaEpikDude
CrazeePi

To sign up just say 'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.
Sign ups are currently closed
     

realicraft


redgreenandblue

Quote from: realicraftsign down
Close enough.

Here is your file.
     

Seanbobe

Wow, this signature was outdated before, huh?

Well, here's one that won't be outdated any time soon.

redgreenandblue

Quote from: seanbobe"sign up" or something
Here ya go
     

Hollyleaf

#6
'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

(File for Jayfeather)
mmmmmmmm i don't use this account anymore so oof, pls see @Squirrelflight instead

Starmeadows


redgreenandblue

Quote from: Hollyleaf'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

(File for Jayfeather)
Quote from: Smiley100PSign Sideways
Both of your files can be found in the game files subforum
     

the2000

'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

Blunderbus

'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

Last edited by redgreenandblue (Yesterday  01:40:04)

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#2 5th Jul 2019  08:49:09

realicraft
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    From: LastPostTale
    Registered: 25th Jun 2018
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Re: Sort The Forums

sign down


Hello.
Defeat some bosses, maybe collect loot?
Defeat bosses and enemies, possibly collect loot?
#LastPostWins
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#3 5th Jul 2019  10:53:11

redgreenandblue
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    Registered: 3rd Jul 2017
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Re: Sort The Forums
realicraft wrote:

    sign down

Close enough.

Here is your file.

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#4 5th Jul 2019  10:54:15

seanbobe
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    From: Anywhere not set as a location
    Registered: 30th Jun 2014
    Posts: 6,465
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Re: Sort The Forums

"sign up" or something

My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

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#5 5th Jul 2019  11:05:12

redgreenandblue
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Re: Sort The Forums
seanbobe wrote:

    "sign up" or something

Here ya go

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#6 Yesterday  00:53:42

Hollyleaf
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    From: The surface of the Sun
    Registered: 3rd Jun 2019
    Posts: 33
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Re: Sort The Forums

'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

(File for Jayfeather)

Last edited by Hollyleaf (Yesterday  01:30:15)

English: Hollyleaf
Spanish: Hoja De Acebo
French: Feuille De Houx
German: Blatt der Stechpalme
Japanese: ホッリリーフ

Alt of Jayfeather

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#7 Yesterday  01:24:53

Smiley100P
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    From: The sooshiverse
    Registered: 10th Aug 2014
    Posts: 17,466
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Re: Sort The Forums

Sign Sideways

True Colors
Can I just post a tbgs doomsday clock here
11:54 (?)

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#8 Yesterday  01:40:41

redgreenandblue
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Re: Sort The Forums
Hollyleaf wrote:

    'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

    (File for Jayfeather)

Smiley100P wrote:

    Sign Sideways

Both of your files can be found in the game files subforum

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#9 Today  09:27:51

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Re: Sort The Forums

'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

obligatory signature

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the2000

Quote from: Hollyleaf'sign up' or something and I will make you a file if one is available.

(File for Jayfeather)
i did not check everyone's messages before signing up
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

redgreenandblue

Your files have been made.

Only 1 left!

Also, I feel the need to mention: the names of the "users" in this game are parodies of random TBGer usernames within the top 150 post count list. The messages I send don't have anything to do with them though.
     

Hollyleaf

you should also add parodies of the other "moderators"
mmmmmmmm i don't use this account anymore so oof, pls see @Squirrelflight instead

Joyous Theta

#14
Sign... west!

redgreenandblue

Quote from: Hollyleafyou should also add parodies of the other "moderators"
I thinking about doing something like this.

Quote from: CrazeePiSign... west!
https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5298

Now this is a full MFG. Sign ups are closed but if people still want to join I will add them to a queue.
     

redgreenandblue

This game takes a bit too long to update so I am going to put it on pause (officially, I guess.)

If you have any suggestions for what to do with this game please tell me.
     

redgreenandblue

It's been over 2 months bur I'm going to update everyone's files.

I probably can't update this too frequently though.
     

Wolfslime123

I wish I could sign diagonally but I guess it'll have to wait.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

redgreenandblue

     

DownsGameClub

Quote from: redgreenandbluebig brain spambot
What are you talking about? ;)

PkmnQ

sign in the future (if this is still a thing that exists, otherwise if it doesn't exist sign nowhere)
A ship owner was about to send to sea a venerable old ship. He knew that her barnacled hull, however, had often needed repairs, and doubts were suggested to him that, possibly, she was not seaworthy. The conscientious old captain thought at once to have her thoroughly refitted, even though it should put him at great expense. Before the ship sailed, however, he managed to stifle these bothersome misgivings and said to himself that she had gone safely through so many voyages that it was idle to suppose that this trip should be any different. He put his trust in Providence, and banished from his mind all ungenerous suspicions about the honesty of the ship's builders, and, in such ways, he acquired a sincere and comfortable conviction that his vessel was altogether safe and seaworthy. He watched her departure with a light heart, encouraging the crew to dream of the profits that this voyage would return. And he got his insurance money when she went down in mid-ocean and told no tales. What shall we say of him? Surely this: That his belief in the safety of his ship was justified because it was grounded in repeated, practical experimentation, rather than the hubris of rationalistic, a priori belief. It is admitted that he put his confidence in the builders of this vessel, but even this confidence was misplaced, for these were the self-same charlatans who sought to sell him gratuitous repairs later on, and Big Ship is always trying to get one over on the little guy. Further, we may see that the ship is "Religion," and the shipwright is "Richard Dawkins." The crewmates are "Empiricism," and the barnacles are "Neo-Platonism." And the captain of that ship was Albert Einstein. What the hell was I talking about?
- Idk who the guy speaking is but it's from The Looker

Europe2048


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adummy

"People believe only good can create, and evil is sterile. Think of Tolkien, where Morgoth cannot make his own armies, so he perverts elves into orcs to do so, but I think they get it entirely wrong: it's evil that teems with fecundity, whilst good merely mutates..." - PERMANENT quote. (finally fixed an embarassing sig error)

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