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Started by Alex The JPEG, Jun 18, 2016, 05:01:43 AM

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jirachi

#201
Sep 03, 2020, 07:18:33 AM
very carefully

how do i fake my own disappearance

Incendiary

#202
Sep 03, 2020, 05:00:48 PM
It seems you need somebody to talk to. Please call Some-Guy on 13 IDK DontCallThisNumber

Free vbucks
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Increasing Loss Criteria|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day


My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

SausageMcSauce

#203
Sep 03, 2020, 05:27:04 PM
VBucks can only be obtained in V Land.

How do I get free food?
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

PkmnQ

#204
Sep 03, 2020, 05:55:11 PM
Steal.

How do I steal?
I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
On a journey to a new domain full of enrichment, With auras and curses for your entertainment, The concept of collectibles spent to unblock your path, Is stretched far to create an interesting aftermath. The ideas start simple at their most plain, Followed by golden power breaking constraints, Along with barriers to check you've cleared things out, Although double vision puts their power in doubt. Why raise up when you can instead replace, And why take just some when you can completely erase? Replacing with nothing may sound like obliteration, But there's a good reason for its differentiation. Special colors that melt, fortify, and wash, And blockages not even gold can squash, A loft rumored to be haunted by a certain curse, And a metal whose purity demonstrates its worth. You've just reached amounts less than none, One thing is clear: It has only just begun.
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Byron_Inc_TBG

#205
Sep 03, 2020, 07:06:33 PM
Stealing is a highly illegal activity.

What is illegal?
eh

PkmnQ

#206
Sep 03, 2020, 09:28:21 PM
Being a serial killer.

What is a serial killer?
I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
On a journey to a new domain full of enrichment, With auras and curses for your entertainment, The concept of collectibles spent to unblock your path, Is stretched far to create an interesting aftermath. The ideas start simple at their most plain, Followed by golden power breaking constraints, Along with barriers to check you've cleared things out, Although double vision puts their power in doubt. Why raise up when you can instead replace, And why take just some when you can completely erase? Replacing with nothing may sound like obliteration, But there's a good reason for its differentiation. Special colors that melt, fortify, and wash, And blockages not even gold can squash, A loft rumored to be haunted by a certain curse, And a metal whose purity demonstrates its worth. You've just reached amounts less than none, One thing is clear: It has only just begun.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more: link chain Pre-posted Destruction

Byron_Inc_TBG

#207
Sep 03, 2020, 10:56:27 PM
Someone who killed a lot of people.

Where in Southeast Asia is red herring from?
eh

Seam49

#208
Sep 04, 2020, 08:00:20 PM
a red herring comes from southeast asia.

what is my precise location?

Incendiary

#209
Sep 05, 2020, 07:51:42 AM
You are located on Earth.

Can I marry my Fortnite crush?
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Increasing Loss Criteria|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day


My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

red herring

#210
Sep 05, 2020, 03:45:36 PM
Looking up "divorce rates due to gaming"...

Place an order for Chinese food
I'm sorry but as an AI language model I cannot write a signature for you. Forging a signature is a criminal offense and is punishable by jail time.

SausageMcSauce

#211
Sep 05, 2020, 08:36:23 PM
Booked the Chinese Food Hotel, Paris, France.

Go to the supermarket and get what is on my shopping list.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#212
Sep 05, 2020, 10:02:36 PM
I can't move.

Spell your name.
eh

SausageMcSauce

#213
Sep 06, 2020, 12:22:33 AM
Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E.

How do you make pigs fly.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Incendiary

#214
Sep 06, 2020, 07:31:44 AM
Calling 9-1-1

Sorry, Siri, I'm an all-powerful god with a wife with the same amount of power so I don't think there is much use for you anymore bye
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Increasing Loss Criteria|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day


My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Byron_Inc_TBG

#215
Sep 06, 2020, 04:16:46 PM
Bye.

Siri, tell me a joke.
eh

SausageMcSauce

#216
Sep 06, 2020, 08:59:41 PM
A joke is a joke

Turn on the lights.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#217
Sep 06, 2020, 09:40:39 PM
You didn't pair a light. Pair it in settings.

Set an alarm that will go off at 6 am.
eh

Incendiary

#218
Sep 07, 2020, 06:47:22 AM
Sorry, I can't pair bombs to your device.

Launch the App Store
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Increasing Loss Criteria|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day


My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Byron_Inc_TBG

#219
Sep 07, 2020, 04:34:37 PM
3... 2... 1... Launched. *random rocket flew and landed on your house*

What is the meaning of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
eh

Incendiary

#220
Sep 07, 2020, 04:37:52 PM
The word suffercharliefraggrenadeexplosiondiplodocus was invented by a member of the Charlie squad in the TBGs military after a Delta squad teammate suffered after a chunk of his own frag grenade hit him after an explosion.

Ask the McDonalds CEO to sue Hungry Jack's for making the Big Jack, which is very similar to the Big Mac, which is copyrighted.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Increasing Loss Criteria|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day


My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Seam49

#221
Sep 07, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
suing everyone named Jack or Mac that is overweight.

play me my daily drive on spotify.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#222
Sep 07, 2020, 08:02:06 PM
Can't find "Me My Daily Drive."

*silence*
eh

Seam49

#223
Sep 07, 2020, 08:04:06 PM
SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED! ZZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

turn off the rain please.

Zan

#224
May 27, 2023, 04:04:07 AM
Calling weather department....

What is the population of Antarctica?
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Byron_Inc_TBG

#225
May 29, 2023, 01:01:08 AM
America has roughly a billion people.

What's the weather?
eh
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