News:

Welcome to the Text Based Games Forums!

Main Menu

Ye olde Welcome Wonka Wagon.

Started by tailskirbyyoshifan, Sep 22, 2012, 11:54:10 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

hotcrystal0

[insert evil kumquat joke here]

miku

#3053
Quote from: tommyaweosme on Nov 02, 2025, 09:08:02 AMhi
welcome!! hope u have fun in the tbgs
also u are familiar
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hotcrystal0

How come nobody has posted here in a while? Is nobody new joining?
[insert evil kumquat joke here]

adummy

Quote from: hotcrystal0 on Mar 07, 2026, 09:33:14 AMHow come nobody has posted here in a while? Is nobody new joining?
This is a pretty inactive website.
"People believe only good can create, and evil is sterile. Think of Tolkien, where Morgoth cannot make his own armies, so he perverts elves into orcs to do so, but I think they get it entirely wrong: it's evil that teems with fecundity, whilst good merely mutates..." - PERMANENT quote. (finally fixed an embarassing sig error)

Current goal: have more posts than CatsUnited /  4,644 by July 2026. Currently have 2,869 posts / ranked 71st.

My user is canonically stuck in the fullscreen posting mode.

Join the destroyers! For glory, for fame! The swords of destrodom must destroy the progressives! The Destruction Alliance!

Deer John

Hello everyone, thought I'd join here with a clean slate. Thanks for having me here, it looks fun, can't wait to finally try out some "TBG's" after lurking around for a bit  :)


Tymewalk

Quote from: Deer John on May 19, 2026, 02:01:40 PMHello everyone, thought I'd join here with a clean slate. Thanks for having me here, it looks fun, can't wait to finally try out some "TBG's" after lurking around for a bit  :)
Welcome to the forums! :D
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
"Computer over? Virus = very yes? That's not a good prize!"

adummy

"People believe only good can create, and evil is sterile. Think of Tolkien, where Morgoth cannot make his own armies, so he perverts elves into orcs to do so, but I think they get it entirely wrong: it's evil that teems with fecundity, whilst good merely mutates..." - PERMANENT quote. (finally fixed an embarassing sig error)

Current goal: have more posts than CatsUnited /  4,644 by July 2026. Currently have 2,869 posts / ranked 71st.

My user is canonically stuck in the fullscreen posting mode.

Join the destroyers! For glory, for fame! The swords of destrodom must destroy the progressives! The Destruction Alliance!

adummy

Such a startling lack of life and statistics.
"People believe only good can create, and evil is sterile. Think of Tolkien, where Morgoth cannot make his own armies, so he perverts elves into orcs to do so, but I think they get it entirely wrong: it's evil that teems with fecundity, whilst good merely mutates..." - PERMANENT quote. (finally fixed an embarassing sig error)

Current goal: have more posts than CatsUnited /  4,644 by July 2026. Currently have 2,869 posts / ranked 71st.

My user is canonically stuck in the fullscreen posting mode.

Join the destroyers! For glory, for fame! The swords of destrodom must destroy the progressives! The Destruction Alliance!

hotcrystal0

There hasn't been any new members since forever.
[insert evil kumquat joke here]

Luigis_Pizza

Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics



miku

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hotcrystal0

[insert evil kumquat joke here]

redspacecat