In-app purchases

[firefang16]

Wat/10

Want to play your favorite song? $200

[SuperJedi224]

Basically upgrade your supposedly-ultimate Weapon Of Plot Advancement into a weapon that, although not quite as flashy in cutscenes, actually performs slightly better in combat.

[joefarebrother]

9/10

Welcome to MS  Word Mobile! You have run out if free pages for this document. Please buy more e-paper at the Microsoft store! Special offer: only £5 each!

[firefang16]

Exepensive/10

Want to play another night? $7

[Alex The JPEG]

11/10

$10 to place down your Town Hall!

[Dino]

10/10

Wanna save your village? Only $5000000000000000!

[jji7skyline]

8/10

Want to turn off the terrible background music in this app? Only $2000 on 10 easy payments of $200 a week!

[joefarebrother]

9/10

Want your battery to last longer? Download more battery for only £0.99!

(factorial sign intended)

[CatsUnited]

7/10

Buy anti-teacher phone equipment for your phone! Just $50000000^50000000!!!!!!!!!!*

Factorial signs and exponents included.

[savaka]

That's Too Much!/10

Buy 1/64 of the ultimate object that is better than all other objects, and multiply the price of this purchase by 2 - $0.01

[SuperJedi224]

9/10

Unlock the Embedded Prequel - $1

[CatsUnited]

5/10

Unlock the ability to go 0.0000001% faster for only $1.00! Trust me, if you pay $100,000,000, it's worth it.

[firefang16]

Lol/10
Want to acess the game? $15000

[joefarebrother]

9/10

Like our Facebook page for the chance to pay for an extra useless thing!

[savaka]

useless/10

Buy 90 in-game peanuts - $1
This is the only way to get in-game peanuts, and the only thing you can do with in-game peanuts is convert them into 1 cent each, usable only to buy more in-app purchases.

[Alex The JPEG]

allergic to peanuts lol/10

Yo dawg I heard you like in-app purchases, so I made an in-app purchase for your in-app purchase so you can purchase new stuff while you purchase.  Only $100.

[Siverko]

10/10...?

Want $1 in the game? That's $100 you need to pay us.

[CatsUnited]

5/10

Want to upgrade that town center? $5,000,000 please!

[friendoffriend]

You have run out of the free space on your Windows phone, you can buy 1 more Meg for only $500

[Dino]

8/10

We have a nuke under your house. To survive to see tomorrow and keep playing this game, play $500 a day.

[Siverko]

OH MY GOD/10.

To call 911 to save your son, please pay $999.

[PrincessPandaTBG]

10/10

If you don't want Sonic to come to your house, pay a million dollars!

[Siverko]

Flame war II/10.

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[PrincessPandaTBG]

0/10

If you want Pluto to become a planet, you have to pay $99999999999999999999.

[Siverko]

10/10 Would buy.

If you want to be unbanned, pay $googol.