TGORADTFYFWBAAASA

[Incendiary]

roll

You roll a 14, and attack Jimmy with one unit. It hits for 3 damage.

grab the extra defensive bombing card and use it if possible

prep the smokescreen bombing card
give the 9 hp unit a steel saber card
and the 10 atk heavy unit the compound bow card

roll and attack luigi

oh and please remind me what the mov stat is used for

14, 4, 10, 13, 6, 13, 9, 4, 11
4,  8, 19, 15, 4, 2, 11, 20, 4
1,  7, 2,  9,  6, 4, 8,  3,  5
No dodges this turn.

Unit 1 deals 5 damage to Medic Unit 5
Heavy Unit 2 misses
Unit 2 deals 3 damage to Init 10
Archer tower 2 deals 6 damage to Medic Unit 4
Heavy Unit 1 Misses
Unit 4 Misses
Archer Tower 1 deals 6 damage to Unit 9
Unit 3 lands a critical hit to Unit 4 (10 damage), Unit 4 is defeated!
Unit 5 misses.

You generate another Decoy.

Jimmy rolls a 25, and dies. Rip.

Alex rolls a 28, and yoinks Byron's Exploding Barrel card.

A new NPC will be spawned next turn.

[realicraft]

roll

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

roll and attack luigi

[Luigis_Pizza]

roll and attack Byron

And loot jimmy

[Incendiary]

roll

You roll an 18, dealing 3 damage to Byron's Medic.

roll and attack luigi

Byron's Units go on the offensive and deal significant damage to Luigi's troops (please use your cards Luigi)
The page refreshed and I lost the attack rolls so I'm going off memory for this.

Luigi loses a medic and a unit, reducing their firepower.

You roll a 30, gaining the Stealthy Bois card, a Decoy System card, and the The World bonus card.

roll and attack Byron

And loot jimmy

You acquire numerous cards from the late Jimmy. Hopefully you'll use them (take a look at your cards, you have so many.)

Byron's Smokescreen activates, reducing attack rolls!
Byron's Defensive Bombing activates, dealing moderate damage to attacking troops!
Unit 1 takes 5 damage
Unit 4 takes 2 damage
Unit 6 takes 1 damage
Unit 7 takes 4 damage
Unit 2 takes 3 damage
However, it's not enough!
Luigi's Big Chungus switches to offense, all outgoing damage is doubled!
No dodges this turn.

Code Select Expand

6  9  8  1  10 3  7  2 5  4
7  8  8  6  3  9  7  6 1  4
17 10 12 15 19 18 18 6 13 19 -2
15 8  10 13 17 16 16 4 11 17

Unit 6 deals 8 damage to Medic Unit 1, defeating it!
Archer Tower 1 deals 14 damage to Heavy Unit 1, defeating it!
Unit 8 attacks, but deals 8 damage to the stone wall instead.
Unit 1 deals 8 damage to Unit 5, defeating it!
Archer Tower 2 fires on Unit 3, dealing 14 damage and defeating it!
Unit 3 deals 8 damage to Heavy Unit 2.
Unit 7 attacks, but deals 10 damage to the stone wall instead.
Unit 2 attacks, but deals 10 damage to the stone wall instead.
Unit 5 destroys the decoy.
Unit 4 attacks Unit 4, but they dodge!

You roll a 13, and gain a Medic.

Luigi generates a decoy

Byron generates 2 decoys
Byron gets a wooden wall with 10HP.

Alex rolls a 10, gaining 1 DEF on all units.

Enjoy the 2.5 month late update, gang!
@PhantomLuigi @realicraft @Byron_Inc_TBG @solitaire @redgreenandblue

[Luigis_Pizza]

I use my Marios Spaghetti Card on byron

Then usemy double deal card to attack byron twice

[realicraft]

i guess i roll

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

oh god im dying arent i

I use my defensive bombing card & smokescreen card and activate another decoy system.

Then I roll and attack Luigi, praying for my best.