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Still not as good as an atomic clock.

I throw some toilet paper through the heavy rain at the next user

epic, toalet paper

i throw Anime Vanisher 3000 at the next user

timp[vanish]tal

I throw one of those chairs with the small desk attached which has no reason to exist

I broke the desk from the chair and throw both of them at the next user.

i get under my desk right as the desk and chair are about to hit me.

i throw a copy of the album that i am currently listening to at the next user. including a player for the format it's in.

I hook up the audio out port to the (nonexistent) audio-in port on my computer & proceed to record it.

I get into a conveniently located phone booth, then I use my computer to blast the name of the Obelisk at everyone else.

I Yeet your speakers/headphones at the next user. Those are some awful beats

I need a new pair of headphones. Thanks!

I throw some Japanese words at the next user.

Subtitles appeared!

I throw 26 seasons of south park at the next user.

South Park is banned in Malaysia! I don't receive anything.

I throw a can of tuna at the next user.

i give it to the cat.

i throw an ios-themed android skim at the next user

Not a fan. Most mobile devices have plain themes. Obviously can't customise it much without a jailbreak or some sketchy app.

I throw Kerbal Space Program 2 at the next user

I send it to Hockeyist by throwing it into a time portal.

I throw a pink sticky note that says "Shiny Empathy Room" at the next poster.

It stops after going half a metre. Turns out paper isn't particularly stable or aerodynamic.

I throw a revive potion at the next user

i am currently alive, so i just obtain an extra life instead.

i throw a fish of mass destruction at the next user.

I eat the fish of mass destruction

I throw a microwave at the next user

I can use this to microwave metal! Finally, something you can do safely!

I throw abstract shapes at the next user

I am a shape. (♩♪♫♬♭)

I throw Math at the next user.

I solved it mid-air.

I throw the solution at the next user.

y=mx+c

I throw a blob of corn syrup and the next user

I turn it into maple syrup and...

throw the maple syrup at the next user.

I put it on a stack of pancakes and throw that to the next user.

om nom nom

I yeet a plate at the next user

oh hey now i have someplace to put my sandwich

i throw a flying toaster at the next user.

i intercept it & relaunch it in the general direction of TCINAR's headquarters, in an attempt to get Penguin's other TCINAR entry onto the website.

I fire a Jivarium Firework at the next poster.