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Granted. You understand it so well you stop paying attention in class and forget to turn in every assignment.

I wish it was nice outside.

Quote from: redgreenandblueGranted. You understand it so well you stop paying attention in class and forget to turn in every assignment.

that already happened


Granted. Movement control orders decided that you have to stay home.

I wish I can learn languages fast.

Granted, but you can no longer speak.

I wish BBCode was fixed.

Granted, however they decided to wait until they finish implementing every BBCode tag in CABS to put the fixed BBCode on the forums.

I wish to confuse you this post is a garden path sentence.

granted, but an actual garden path falls on your head.

I wish to explode.

Granted. You get teleported to an important government building, and then explode.

I wish for a while now and then I will be able to get a good look at the end of the day.

I wish The Genie to be subject to third party arbitration for any and all wishes granted previous to, concurrent to, in conjunction with, and after this wish, triggered by an official complaint filed by the Wish Maker of said individual wish by using the phrase "I demand arbitration for my wish from The Genie" in the Wish Maker's preferred language and method of communication; with a third party group of 5-9 intelligent, sentient beings, whose presence, demeanor, and existence pose no threat to sentient life, who have no previous knowledge of, or contact with, either the Wish Maker or The Genie; at a place and time chosen by the Wish Maker; for a duration not to exceed 8 hours as measured by the Wish Maker, with breaks as decided by The Wish Maker, to be repeated for no more than total 7 Earth Days; after which the Wish Maker and The Genie must adhere to the majority decision of the third party group, which may result in solutions up to and including, revocation of the original wish, an amendment to the original wish, a replacement wish, the granting of an additional wish, and/or other solutions as laid out by the third party group.

Granted, you get -3 wishes.

I wish to bump this topic.

Granted. It falls on you.

I wish for wish for wish for wish for wish for wish for

Granted, granted, granted, you've already used all your wishes.

I wish for a cloning machine

Granted. It's a cleaning machine. (I misheard you)

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Granted.

I wish for a potion that turns me into a catgirl.

granted, one you drink it you will turn into a regular cat (who is also female). enjoy!

i wish for less people to go to russia than me

Granted. Canada suffers from a "slight" amount of overpopulation.

I wish for a high-frequency blade to be delivered to my doorstep

Granted. It gets delivered into your face when you open the door.

I demand arbitration for my wish from The Genie (reference to https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?msg=649231 copy and paste the link) (can't very well wish for anything as I currently have -3 wishes)

Granted, except not granted because you did not grant my wish. Don't grant, get no grant.

I wish for more people to use unicode combining characters

Granted, they use  ͡  only, and nothing else.

I wish I remember to put a question

granted, but you didn't.

i wish for a spoon

I wish for a spoon

Granted. You recieve a spork (which is technically a spoon, right?)

I wish for my wishes to be ruined.

I wish for my wishes to be ruined.

Granted, you get a wish.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, you get a hsiw

Granted. You get everything.

I wish to turn me into a catgirl.