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Bobby slips over a banana peel, making this sound play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjadHjnk2Kk
His head is now severely damaged.
Bobby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Luigi and both the guards coveniently run over to help bobby.

Eris stares at Bobby.
"did that guy ever get his pizza?" she wonders.
she turns around to make another pizza, making sure the dough didn't end up on the ceiling this time.

"I don't think you're supposed to make pizzas in advance?" Beatrice says, holding twenty mops she got from the janitor's closet, "Also I couldn't find any ladders."

"What's with the mops?" Luigi says after he and the guards return to guarding the basement door.

"I thought maybe I could make a ladder."

"Yeah but I got the pizza off the the roof with my ladder and my knife 2 days ago, thats why we have a knife and a bunch of holes in the roof and need maintenence staff.

Bobby receives complaints saying one of the arcade games named "Polybius" gave them a seizure.
The arcade machine is then dragged into storage.
Bobby's friend, Babby comes into the pizzeria, and orders a .- --.. --.. .. .--. / .-. . .--. ..- ...
Cashier #82: Excuse me, what?

There's now a "Hiring Staff, Maintenance Staff are in high demand"

"Uhh... what do you mean two days?" Beatrice asks, confused, "I... haven't even worked here for one?"

"Time is screwed up here, my moustache still looks the same as when i was 13."

Bobby accidentally turns a pizza into a burger.
It now looks like this:

Bobby: what have i done.

Burger was added to the menu.
Luigi: "Mama mia!"

Someone comes by and orders a "Super Happy Burger Pizza Milkshake Island Extra Cream Hot Chocolate"
Cashier #32: we sell food here.

"Uh... alright..." Beatrice says, not sure how much she wants to work in a place where time is screwed up.

Someone flings a potato into one of the pizza ovens.

"CRISPY" Baked Potato Was added to the menu.

Bump

Eris suddenly realizes she hasn't been to work in... literally 2 months from tomorrow.
wHoOpS.

She tries to sneak in, hoping nobody will notice her and yell at her for slacking for so long.

Luigi goes into the basement with a sledgehammer

Eris gets curious and decides to sneakily follow Luigi.

Inside the basement is darkness, Luigi walks into a door, above the door is a light, it flickers every 10 seconds...

Eris rubs her eyes at the sight of the rapidly blinking light. Someone should fix that thing.

Quote from: junatsuEris rubs her eyes at the sight of the rapidly blinking light. Someone should fix that thing.

Behind the door you hear a quitescream as someone smashes something with a hammer.

Raven throws Eris to the ground and drags them back up the stairs. "What's in there is between me and Luigi, and you don't want to know what's in there. I'll have to revise your employment since you haven't done anything in the past 2 months and broke a rule we told you to follow,"