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Babby then says "oh sorry, i want to buy a phone just to eat it".

"we dont do that here"

A pizza boxer named Steve says "Where's the chef? Where's the pizza?"

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Name: Luigi
Appearance: Big moustache and green cap
Previous Job: plumber
Hobbies: Ghost Hunting
Chef: ☑️
Waiter: ❎
Supplier: ❎
Delivery Man: ❎

accepted

Someone named "Dan" has been flipping a pizza for 1 month.

Quote from: iwantpie21Someone named "Dan" has been flipping a pizza for 1 month.

"hey i never signed up for this", dan says, clutching his signature diamond sword in one hand

"Woah are you Dan like TheDiamondMinecart Dan?" Glorbon asks, their voice suddenly deepening, "That's pretty cool if so."

"no my parents just called me dan"

Quote from: iwantpie21"no my parents just called me dan"

i hear dan is allergic to other people playing his role, but then again he also might be allergic to participating in rpgs without signing up.

Name: Dan
Appearance: He is a Charmeleon. (may or may not be the same person as another chef named "dan")
Previous Job: N/A
Hobbies: Swinging his sword
Job: Chef

accepted

Quote from: Joyous Theta"Woah are you Dan like TheDiamondMinecart Dan?" Glorbon asks, "That's pretty cool if so."

"I, possibly the same Dan as the previous Dan but also possibly not, would like to clarify that I am, in fact, the original creator of the DanTDM YouTube channel, but I sold it after amassing 0 subscribers across 0 videos."

He looks down, sorrowfully. "I guess I'm a little bit like Notch then. I was at the top of the world, but then I sold it all... for money." After pausing for a moment, he goes back to flipping the pizza. "I'm not sure if I can say that I regret what I did. Perhaps the channel is just better off without me."

He briefly wipes away his tears. The pizza hits the floor. "GOD-FRICK! Looks like I'll never beat my record of 3021 flips..."

Mario (nintendo) comes in and says "HA-HA! You dropped it-a!"

Quote from: iwantpie21Mario (nintendo) comes in and says "HA-HA! You dropped it-a!"

Dan recoils in fear. "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! I have been preparing for this day!"

He grabs a trash bag. And places it on his head. And hides in the corner.

Gordon Ramsey then monopolises the entire pizza-making industry.

"Mmm, no, only interested in the Dan of the Trayaurus," Glorbon says, pulling out a ray gun, "Goodbye." Glorbon flips and shoots the pizza mid-flip, turning it into a perpetual motion machine.

Quote from: Joyous Theta"Mmm, no, only interested in the Dan of the Trayaurus," Glorbon says, pulling out a ray gun, "Goodbye." Glorbon flips and shoots the pizza mid-flip, turning it into a perpetual motion machine.

(...But I already dropped the pizza, then put a trash bag on my head and hid in the corner when Mario showed up)

Quote from: the2000...But I already dropped the pizza

that's what the flip is for.

Quote from: Joyous Theta

Quote from: the2000...But I already dropped the pizza

that's what the flip is for.

(Oh. I misread the post)

Quote from: the2000(Oh. I misread the post)

it's intentionally misleading because i think it'd be funny to imagine glorbon doing a flip instead of flipping the pizza so don't worry.

Mario says with sad eyes "noooo, not the pizza company"

Quote from: iwantpie21Mario says with sad eyes "noooo, not the pizza company"

Dan screams over him.

"Mmm! The creature is vibrating at abnormal capacities!!" Glorbon panics, before screaming in reverse in an attempt to cancel out Dan's screaming.

Luigi rocks up to work 2 months late.