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Use Laser
If not, Explode Throw another rock

Quote from: iwantpie21Use Laser
If not, Explode Throw another rock

The laser kills it.

Jim Chaos Acquired an Item: Mutated Tentacle (Strong against Water-type enemies, but weak against Food-type enemies.)

What do you do?

see inventory.

Quote from: iwantpie21see inventory.

You have:

A Toolbox
A Laser Gun (though it is equipped)
A Snooze Ray
A Rolling Pin
A Hard Hat (though it is equipped)
A Wrench
A Mystery Map
An AllyPhone X
A pair of Giant Butterfly Wings (though it is equipped)
3 Red Licorice
3 Black Licorice
4 Green Apple Hard Candies
2 Cherry Saltwater Taffy Pieces
3 Peanut Butter Cookies
2 Corn Cobs
2 Pumpkin Cookies
3 Gummy Butterflies
3 Tomatoes
A bowl of Ginger Fish Soup
2 Pepperoni Slices
A Vat19 Pencil
A Mutated Tentacle
A Craftmine CD (though it is in your computer)
A Computer (though it is in your house)
I Opened a Treasure Chest and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
and 10 Chocolate Chip Cookies.

What do you do?

Say to the allyphone "Where are the lab squidwards!!!!"

Quote from: iwantpie21Say to the allyphone "Where are the lab squidwards!!!!"

The AllyPhone beeps and says, "You can find Lab Squidwards in Weird Woods, which is where you are right now."

What do you do?

"Oh yeah, can you order a pizza btw"

Quote from: iwantpie21"Oh yeah, can you order a pizza btw"

The AllyPhone beeps and says, "You do not have the Pizzaria location unlocked yet, so I cannot."

What do you do?

UNLOCK PIZZERIA LOCATION

Quote from: iwantpie21UNLOCK PIZZERIA LOCATION

You cannot unlock a location on your own. You need a map there.

What do you do?

say to allyphone "lab squidwards around me"

Quote from: iwantpie21say to allyphone "lab squidwards around me"

The AllyPhone beeps and says, "I cannot locate enemies."

What do you do?

Run around and look for lab squidwards

Install a dating app and use that to look for single lab squidwards in your area.

say to allyphone: how do i download angry birds

Quote from: iwantpie21say to allyphone: how do i download angry birds

The AllyPhone beeps and says, "You can just say, 'Download Angry Birds'."

Quote from: Joyous ThetaInstall a dating app and use that to look for single lab squidwards in your area.

There are...lots of them, actually.

Quote from: 2-3-4-5-6Run around and look for lab squidwards

You find one.

say to alleyphone "download angry birds"

Quote from: iwantpie21say to alleyphone "download angry birds"

The AllyPhone downloads Angry Birds.

What do you do?

play angry birds for 16 hours and not even get bored

Quote from: iwantpie21play angry birds for 16 hours and not even get bored

You play it. You like it, and it even improves your accuracy.

Your Accuracy has increased by 13.

However, due to playing it for so long, you get fatigue.

You have gained an effect: Fatigue (All stats are cut in half for 15 posts.)

...just be thankful you didn't get jumped by a group of Lab Squidwards.

What do you do?

install super mario run

Quote from: iwantpie21install super mario run

The AllyPhone downloads Super Mario Run.

What do you do?

play super mario run but later delete it when it asks for $$$

Quote from: iwantpie21play super mario run but later delete it when it asks for $$$

You feel your Speed increasing when you play.

Your Speed has increased by 5.

(I don't understand why you deleted it when it asked for money, though; you have infinite money. I'm not mad or anything, I just don't understand.)

What do you do?

OOOOPSIE
reinstall it and make the $8.99 purchase