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2006 bizarre Wii safety tips

Started by PrincessPandaTBG, Apr 14, 2017, 08:21:42 AM

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Byron_Inc_TBG

#226
Apr 18, 2021, 10:00:12 AM
8/10

Do not give your Wii wings and throw it off the 10296th floor. It won't use it.
eh

Mystique

#227
Apr 18, 2021, 09:55:37 PM
I can fly, the Wii cannot. 11/10

Do not stack your Wii. Wii Mech will destroy you, your fake lawn and the neighbour's 3 year old newspaper
Imagine being human.

solitaire

#228
Apr 21, 2021, 09:01:10 AM Last Edit: Apr 21, 2021, 09:01:24 AM by solitare
9/10 i just wanted to make a wii sandwich :(

do not playing mario kart wii at 3 am challenge (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone fishing). Funky Kong will break down your door and call you a rotten egg.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#229
Apr 21, 2021, 09:52:49 AM
8/10

Do not make memes for your Wii. It won't appreciate it.
eh

Mystique

#230
Apr 25, 2021, 10:08:56 PM
Meme/10

Do feed your Wii with Nintendo Certified Wii Feed ™ (or anything that a human can eat)

Do not feed your Wii glitched burritos topped with liquid nitrogen and Oreos
Imagine being human.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#231
Apr 25, 2021, 10:31:46 PM Last Edit: Apr 25, 2021, 10:31:55 PM by Byron_Inc_TBG
6.9/10

Do not speak in Malay while using the Wii. It willcrash as it heard a meme man language.
eh

solitaire

#232
Apr 26, 2021, 06:52:54 AM
what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what/what

do not download BonziBuddy onto the Wii. it wont recognize the .exe file and might crash.

SuperKamekArea

#233
Apr 27, 2021, 12:55:23 AM
Anything that's not MS DOS or Windows would fail to recognize the .exe/10

Do not edit videos using the Wii via the Fun! section in the Photos channel, you will most likely fall asleep after the first second of video is done
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

Byron_Inc_TBG

#234
Apr 27, 2021, 12:03:02 PM
4/10

Do not throw your Wii at someone else. If they happen to have an Uno reverse card, the Wii will charge towards you.
eh

SuperKamekArea

#235
Apr 27, 2021, 12:23:19 PM
3/10

Do not insert a DVD into your wii, support for DVDs has been scrapped in wii development due to copyright issues
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

solitaire

#236
Apr 28, 2021, 01:09:06 PM
1/10 Wii DVD playback is still usable/available via hacking the firmware


Do not select a random sound on the SD Card to use as music in a Photo Channel slideshow. The Wii might crash. (based on a true story)

Incendiary

#237
Apr 28, 2021, 10:09:22 PM
8/10

Do not say "let's go" or your Wii will turn into Dababy Wii
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl cosplaying as Sakuya Izayoi for April. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Byron_Inc_TBG

#238
Apr 28, 2021, 10:13:27 PM
da/baby

Do not get your Wii another Wii. Your Wii will murder the other Wii.
eh

SuperKamekArea

#239
Apr 28, 2021, 10:36:11 PM
don't rate me a 0 ever unless you want 0 again/10

Do not let an angry Wii U near your wii, the Wii U's rage will cause the Wii U to eat the wii
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

solitaire

#240
May 27, 2021, 04:11:45 PM
something/10


Do not use the Wii.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#241
May 27, 2021, 04:18:11 PM
6/10

Do not pour liquid on your Wii.
eh

Incendiary

#242
May 28, 2021, 12:01:59 AM
Leequed/10

Do not pour Wii on your liquid, for that matter.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl cosplaying as Sakuya Izayoi for April. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

JackyBorderCollie

#243
May 28, 2021, 05:10:39 AM
8/10

Don't throw your Wii out from your window.
Art of my dog:

Oof, my text is unaligned! They should add a center tag to the TBGs. Also, if you read this, you will get a dog in the future.
my signature is succesfully destroyed

solitaire

#244
May 28, 2021, 06:46:30 AM
un/creative


Do not charge your phone with the Wii while playing a Mario fangame from the App Store. This will send a signal thingy to Nintendo that someone is infringing there property.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#245
May 28, 2021, 06:49:06 PM
8/10

Do not force your Wii to do your Math. Its calculator is inaccessible.
eh

JackyBorderCollie

#246
May 28, 2021, 09:38:55 PM
10/10

Do not force your Wii to play NES cartridges.
Art of my dog:

Oof, my text is unaligned! They should add a center tag to the TBGs. Also, if you read this, you will get a dog in the future.
my signature is succesfully destroyed

solitaire

#247
May 29, 2021, 01:44:58 AM
virtual/console


Do not the Wii.

Byron_Inc_TBG

#248
May 29, 2021, 10:41:06 AM
9/10

Do not spam the Wii. It will get irritated.
eh

solitaire

#249
Oct 17, 2021, 05:32:45 PM
sp/am


do not insert coins into the wii. it is not an arcade machine.

PkmnQ

#250
Oct 17, 2021, 05:34:36 PM
100 cents/1 dollar

Do not use the Wii to compile Befunge. It hates 2d esolangs.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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