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You get a non-thing card.

I insert a note which has a chess game written on it.

You get A1.

I insert Excel.

Um...the vending machine is spewing out an infinite grid. I think you'll have to wait an infinite amount of time to insert something else. Anyone else got a spare vending machine?

(No it's not infinite, the maximum size is 1048576x256 per sheet)

Oh. Well, let's just wait for it then.

(insert waiting here)

Okk, it's done. That was a waste of paper.

I insert an onion deleter.

You get a [removed].

I insert Seriously.

You get Mario.

I insert the TBGs.

You get Scratch.

I insert C.

Congrats, you just stopped the code that runs the vending machine. It had a segmentation fault.

I press the on button.

It turns off. It was already on, didn't you see?

I insert the below person.

(unintelligible sounds)

I insert a guitar.

You get a GUI that can display TAR files.

I insert zahada

You get a sphinx.

I insert a Moral textbook.

You get civics.

I insert BF.

You get GF.

I insert my brain.

You get... uh....

I insert a... hmm...

You get kicked out of the vending machine.

I insert a microscope.

You get a macrosco-I mean telescope.

I insert inferkit.

You get informed of your situation.
But Inferkit does what?
It destroys itself, a 'sides, or not, for every time you get a new specimen, you need to continue the exploration on new technologies.

I insert a website.

You get ads.

I walk about 10 feet backwards and throw a rock at the vending machine.

The vending machine grabbed you and chucked you into itself.


I insert a PkmnQ.

Quote from: PkmnQ(unintelligible sounds)

I insert $1 million to buy a PkmnQ.

Surprise! The machine scammed you.

I insert a VM.