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I eat a pie
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I spray lava at DeepFriedBacon because I want that pie give me that pie.

I dodge the lava and chuck a pie at CrazeePi hoping he will accept it.

I drop my sandwich, unfortunately, and the lava begins melting it.

What a shame. I really liked that sandwich!

I melt the sandwich and the pie.

Delicious!

I drop a sandwich I made into the lava. It heats up very quickly and the water in the lettuce explodes into gas, knocking me over into the lava.

I use a cardboard box and row it to the stairs with a metal rod with a cardboard rectangle attached.

I hop onto the living room table, trying to make my way back to the kitchen. I really want a sandwich.

I push the living room table, pushing Tymewalk into the reserve living room table, and I take the sandwich for myself from the second reserve living room table in the kitchen. Then, I go to the first reserve living room table and save Tymewalk, who was about to slip off, and jump onto the actual living room table, and it slips and-- *suspense*

I jump onto the roof from the balcony's flower pots.

I sit in my swivel chair, browsing the TBGs and playing idle games at my computer(and also being careful to not touch the lava).

I slid down from the chimney, and landed on some wood. I stepped on some scattered paper and arrived at a bed. I logged in the TBGs and started to make massive amounts of posts.

I approach and MELT the wood. It fuels me to even higher amounts of degrees!

I jumped from the bed to a table.