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2006 bizarre Wii safety tips

Started by PrincessPandaTBG, Apr 14, 2017, 08:21:42 AM

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Seam49

#151
Jul 06, 2020, 07:26:34 PM Last Edit: Jul 06, 2020, 07:27:42 PM by Seam49
7/10

151: Your wii is not an apple mac. Do not sue apple if it it breaks you do the things in this topic to it.

Fun Cupcake i81

#152
Jul 07, 2020, 02:22:13 AM
6/10

152. Do NOT attempt to bring your Wii to life by having lightning strike it.
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.™

Tymewalk

#153
Jul 07, 2020, 02:23:13 PM
8/10

153. You can not unlock Captain Crunch in Super Smash Bros. Brawl by pouring cereal and milk all over the Wii. That is a bad idea.
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Fun Cupcake i81

#154
Jul 08, 2020, 09:31:20 AM
10/10/10/10/10

154. No, that isn't the newest coolest Wii remote. That's a breadstick. I don't care what your sibling told you. It's a breadstick.
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.™

Seam49

#155
Jul 10, 2020, 07:48:22 PM
BREAD/FACE

155: Do not attempt to spend self isolation physically inside your wii, the laws of physics really don't like it when you do that.

Incendiary

#156
Jul 11, 2020, 07:48:37 AM
Tight fit/10

156. Your Wii remote can be modified and made into a lightsaber, however, it is a bad idea to try as you will most likely summon Darth Vader.
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Seam49

#157
Jul 16, 2020, 07:39:17 PM
Dark/saber

157. Your wii does not make an ideal dog kennel, due to both it's size and it's heat level when you rage.

SuperKamekArea

#158
Jul 23, 2020, 03:44:31 AM
8/10
158. The Wii cannot be left in the basement for over a year
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I prefer the radium theme

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Incendiary

#159
Oct 20, 2020, 08:59:45 AM
Oh god/10

159. Your Wii can be fed chocolate, but it is not recommended as it will usually go on a rampage to destroy the universe.
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Wolfslime123

#160
Oct 20, 2020, 09:31:50 AM
7/10

160. Please supervise your wii while it's near other, newer consoles, as they might bully it.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

SausageMcSauce

#161
Oct 20, 2020, 07:34:53 PM
7/10

Wiis cannot make universes in games real life.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Scratchykit

#162
Oct 23, 2020, 04:31:18 AM
3/10

if the wii stops reading discs, don't sue us, we swear we'll behave if you don't.
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SuperKamekArea

#163
Oct 24, 2020, 01:35:02 AM
7/10

Do not attempt to insert any Wii titles into the Wii disc slot.
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

SuperKamekArea

#164
Oct 27, 2020, 04:06:52 PM
Bump
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

PkmnQ

#165
Oct 27, 2020, 06:43:21 PM
0/10 not a safety tip

Don't attempt to replace your femur with a Wii.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Incendiary

#166
Nov 01, 2020, 08:45:28 AM
-1/10 for irony

Do not attempt to Yeet your Wii. It will end very badly.
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Incendiary

#167
Nov 11, 2020, 07:08:22 AM
(Bumping since yeah, please rate the one above)
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl cosplaying as Sakuya Izayoi for April. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

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PhantomLuigi

#168
Nov 11, 2020, 10:33:02 AM
Do not paint your Wii or it will jump in a pool and it may suffocate.
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
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Almost...
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Incendiary

#169
Nov 11, 2020, 10:37:57 AM
Oof/10

170. Your Wii is not the Imposter. Do not vote it, sus it out or eject it.
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PhantomLuigi

#170
Nov 11, 2020, 11:13:12 AM
If your Wii turns blue, take it to the doctors ASAP before it turns red.
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

PhantomLuigi

#171
Nov 11, 2020, 11:15:31 AM
Do not try to manually eject discs or it may result to Your Wii retaliating.
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

PhantomLuigi

#172
Nov 12, 2020, 10:22:41 AM
Do not let your Wii within 40,075 kilometers of a Nintendo Switch
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

PhantomLuigi

#173
Nov 12, 2020, 10:24:41 AM
Quote from: IncendiaryGamingOof/10

170. Your Wii is not the Imposter. Do not vote it, sus it out or eject it.
Can we vote it if anonymous voting is turned on?
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

PkmnQ

#174
Nov 12, 2020, 04:46:31 PM
too many to rate, only post one, also make sure to rate the one above/10

Do not attempt to type ♥︎ on your Wii. It is hard, and you will probably destroy your Wii in a fit of rage when you don't succeed.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

PhantomLuigi

#175
Nov 30, 2020, 12:33:32 PM
Quote from: PkmnQ4/10 for text

Do not attempt to type ♥︎ on your Wii. It is hard, and you will probably destroy your Wii in a fit of rage when you don't succeed.
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

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