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the sun was all part of a pocket universe and the real universe is fine. I deleted the pocket universe and the vase got sved by me.

The vase falls into the deleting machine.

But the deleting machine falls into the undeleting machine.

then the vase gets undeleleted in the wrong order and it does not materialise.
(1 second on 60's rule)

Except quantum physics breaks and somehow it does materialize
(oof)

If quantum physics breaks, the universe breaks, and that;s even worse, since the vase disappears along with the universe

Also because of quantum physics you're not allowed to rewind

But miraculously quantum physics fixes itself, and the vase is a little glitchy but otherwise ok.

Seems like the vase is getting glitchier over time, though.  If you don't fix it in a couple of minutes, it'll glitch itself out of existence.

I contact the devs and the vase glitches are patched.

But it was too late and now the vase is now more brittle, you place it on a table and it breaks

But luckily, it only breaks into 2 pieces. I have super superglue, and I use it to seamlessly fix the vase.

I then chop the vase in quarters.

But they're quarters as in 25¢, and I use them to buy a Vase Reviving Service, which revives the vase!

Fun Fact: The Vase Reviving Service actually replaces instead of revives vases, they became lazy after the founder, Richard Blejxah died.

I take the real vase (the one that has been in a closet for pages, and destroy the fake one.

An evil llama steals the vase and takes it to it's secret volcano hideout to try and blow it up.

A thief follows the llama to the super secret hideout and steals it back.

The llama throws explosives onto the thief, whist he has the vase.

The thief puts down the vase gently, on its side, and slightly pushes it using is foot, and it rolls down a hill, into a vase holder.

A vase crusher disguised as a vase holder.

crushing initiating...

Luckily, I'm standing next to the vase holder and grab the vase before that can happen.

However the world lags a little and now you are holding an invisible vase while the crusher is being activated.

Actual that was fixed in the last quality of life patch.

Because of your wrong grammar the universe hates you and the world lags, doing what I described above.

The vase manages to glitch out of the crusher though, into my hands.