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#26 2020-Jun-28  11:33:16

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Re: Family Guys RPG

"ugh, this is just like that time i was sent through the wall" says e

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e bursts through the wall

"E"

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sands_minecraft_epic_gamer sends e back through the wall. "f," he says.

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E sighs

E walks in through the door normally

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"that's the face of somebody who's been sent through the wall one times," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, sending e through the wall again. "g" he says, "g."

"man that was an epic funny moment"


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#27 2020-Jun-28  15:36:52

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"epic," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer goes back to standing on the couch.

the show about japanese ladies doing laundry reaches a commercial break, one of the commercials being for mr. sparkle.

"hey homer your're on tv," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says.

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#28 2020-Jun-28  21:23:52

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Selene stuffs everything in the fridge into the freezer.


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#29 2020-Jun-29  06:01:18

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Re: Family Guys RPG

e begins making kool-aid, but not actual kool-aid, that weird generic Walmart brand stuff that tastes like cardboard and sugar.


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#30 2020-Jun-29  09:23:59

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*teleports behind e* "nothin' personnel, kid." *hands e a bottle of ketchup*

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#31 2020-Jun-29  09:39:51

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Re: Family Guys RPG

"this isn't cool-ade" e says


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#32 2020-Jun-29  11:49:34

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Tyme simps for Lyn even more


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#33 2020-Jun-29  12:35:42

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"oh, more for me then," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, taking a swig of ketchup. sans_minecraft_epic_gamer holds up a salt shaker. "you might want to add this though."

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#34 2020-Jun-29  12:44:36

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"I thought cool-ade needed sugar?" e asks


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#35 2020-Jun-30  01:55:37

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"wait what I thought that's just what cool-ade tastes like"


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#36 2020-Jun-30  10:39:33

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Re: Family Guys RPG

"uhhh not sure what you were drinking" e says "but if it tasted salty someone probably made it very very wrong"


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#37 2020-Jun-30  15:39:07

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"yeah," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, still holding out the salt shaker.

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#38 2020-Jun-30  15:45:17

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Tyme marries Lyn


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#39 2020-Jun-30  15:57:51

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Re: Family Guys RPG

sans_minecraft_epic_gamer wrote:

"yeah," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, still holding out the salt shaker.

e grabs the salt shaker and eats it

"haha now it can't go in the cool-ade haha"


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#40 2020-Jun-30  18:20:15

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Selene, seeing e, eats a pepper shaker.


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#41 2020-Jul-01  04:46:39

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e's mouth tastes very sugary right about now.

"good thing i always bring spares," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, holding up another salt shaker.

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#42 2020-Jul-01  11:24:49

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"wait why does the salt taste like sugar? salt doesn't taste like sugar! it tastes like salt!"

e continues mixing the cool-ade, but does so more angrily.


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#43 2020-Jul-01  18:38:14

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Selene squeezes toothpaste on e.


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#44 2020-Jul-01  19:11:12

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Tyme and Lyn have a child

Name: Lynwalk
Gender: Yes
Age: 0
What's your funny moment?: Hotel tragidie


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#45 2020-Jul-01  22:27:18

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Re: Family Guys RPG

Selene pours confetty on lynwalk for no reason


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#46 2020-Jul-02  09:34:23

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"mmm that toothpaste is delicious" e says

"what flavor is it?"

Epicness123 wrote:

Tyme and Lyn have a child

Name: Lynwalk
Gender: Yes
Age: 0
What's your funny moment?: Hotel tragidie

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#47 2020-Jul-02  12:42:03

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"ketchup."

as sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says this, the tube of toothpaste is selene's hands turns into a red bottle before slowly melting away. "don't you want some?" somebody asks. the walls of the room start to slowly spill red sauce out through their cracks, while more similar substances begin to drip from the ceiling. the room begins to smell of nothing but tomatoes as the new ketchup nightmare begins to form. "don't you want some ketchup?" a voice below e cries out. the floor swirls and spins with ketchup never seen before as a mouth forms, and behind them the fridge starts to deform as it too slowly turns to ketchup. "you should try it, it's good," one of the cast members chimes in, turning red like they too consist of nothing but tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar. if e were to look at themself at this point, they would see that they too have begun to turn into a greasy red blob just like the rest. "eat the ketchup, e." the cast members, the furniture, and the walls chant together, pulling out the bottles of the store shelves and moving them towards e. there is only one logical conclusion for all this and it's that e has gone to their hell and their hell is ketchup.

"are you ok?" a very normal sans_minecraft_epic_gamer asks in a very normal room while holding a very normal salt shaker. it was as if that whole ketchup thing was just a part of e's imagination and nothing else.

"i don't think toothpaste goes in your mouth."

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#48 2020-Jul-02  15:06:16

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e stands there confused for a moment

ketchup sucks!!! e hates ketchup and therefore hates that really weird scene with the ketchup too. doesn't stop e from drinking ketchup for breakfast though

"no it does obviously, it's a healthy snack. that's why nine out of ten dentists recommend it and one out of ten dentist is apparently stupid"


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#49 2020-Jul-02  15:34:54

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"i think you'rr thinking of shampoo," sans_minecraft_epic_gamer says, still holding out the salt shaker. for a brief moment, the salt shaker turns into a bottle in front of e, only to turn back into a salt shaker just as quickly.

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#50 2020-Jul-02  15:38:53

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Re: Family Guys RPG

"maybe your'e right. but just to be safe, i'll split the difference and eat shaving cream" e says.


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