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Destroy/Save The Vase

Started by laser314, Mar 05, 2014, 05:43:11 AM

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Wolfslime123

Relative to me, since I'm flying in it's direction to meet up with the vase and installing a computer controlled point defence drone.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Incendiary

The sun somehow fires a ball of heat at you, burning you to death before destroying the vase.
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Wolfslime123

The point defense drone fires a freeze ray at the ball of heat.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

PkmnQ

Unfortunately the sun no longer exists meaning the earth is no longer orbiting and everyone dies and an earthquake happens and the vase falls over and breaks
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Wolfslime123

Actually, the vase is in space, so the earth quake doesn't hurt it.

I freeze after the suns stops existing and promptly die.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Fun Cupcake i81

I destroy the vase. How, you ask? Well, I simply squink the vase. (Since you don't know what squinking is, how are you gonna undo that? ;))
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.™

Wolfslime123

Simple. I unsquink the vase.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Faressain

I then crash a car into the vase purposely.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
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Wolfslime123

I crash my car into your car's side, knocking you away.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Faressain

#1235
Well, while I am knocked away, I slash the vase with a golden blade. Not the sharpness, but the weight will make the vase break.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Wolfslime123

Thankfully, the car moves too fast for you to hit the vase.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Incendiary

Unthankfully, everyone except me and my girlfriend are dead, because immortality and stuff. I use the Force to destroy the vase.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
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Wolfslime123

The whole sun disappearing thing fixed itself already without anyone's input.

I actually got out of the car and replaced the vase with a hologram. The real vase is in my arms as I run out of your sight.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Incendiary

But everyone still died, except me and my girlfriend of course. So you and the vase are dead.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
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Wolfslime123

The vase is not a living object, and was dead to begin with. What's important is that it isn't destroyed.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

PkmnQ

Alright, my previous attempts at destruction were too tame.

I come back to life by pure chance. I kick you in the femur, which only knocks you away for a moment so I can take the vase to a secret location. I put it in a safe with 9 other safes which I put in an bigger safe with 9 other bigger safes, and so on and so forth 99 more times. Then I throw the biggest safe into a black hole.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

Wolfslime123

Hah, you fool. That was a wormhole, that I'm on the other side of.

I keep the vase in the safe.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

PkmnQ

I just remembered, I forgot to take the things out of the safes!

The one next to the vase has dynamite.

*boom*
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

Blunderbus

Thankfully, that safe was actually made of a super-tough alloy that contained the explosion. The vase, and indeed the safe the vase is contained in, is completely unscathed.
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Incendiary

I know the safe code so I unlock all the safes and machine gun the vase
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Blunderbus

I replaced your machine gun with a NERF machine gun before you picked it up, though.
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Fun Cupcake i81

(Haha I was hoping someone would unsquink the vase.)
Except the NERF machine gun knocks the vase into a wall.... a wall of spikes.
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.™

Blunderbus

The wall is covered with a lot of spikes though. You know the thing about being able to lie on a bed covered with nails? Similar concept.
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Incendiary

Exactly. The vase gets skewered.
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Blunderbus

Exactly not. The vase takes no damage.
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