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Started by PreoKid, Jul 05, 2013, 01:10:53 PM

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Wolfslime123

#3301
Mar 09, 2020, 06:23:56 AM
Fortunately, you killed the cleaning crew to use necromancy on them and have a zombie cleaning crew to help fight off the police..
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

redgreenandblue

#3302
Mar 09, 2020, 06:57:52 AM
Unfortunately, the zombie cleaning crew turns on you.
★★★

TurquoiseTabby

#3303
Mar 09, 2020, 07:58:37 AM
Fortunately, the police decide that the zombies are a bigger problem than you, and you can run away
Don't trust me to stay.
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Maybe, as we slowly march towards death, we actually just experience one large, interwoven, and often wonderful coincidence.

SausageMcSauce

#3304
Mar 09, 2020, 06:02:20 PM
Unfortunately, they dig underground and under you.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

CatsUnited

#3305
Mar 09, 2020, 06:41:37 PM
Fortunately, the police get cornered by the zombies in their tunnel.

TurquoiseTabby

#3306
Mar 10, 2020, 05:17:04 AM
Unfortunately, the SWAT team arrives and corners you from the other side
Don't trust me to stay.
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Maybe, as we slowly march towards death, we actually just experience one large, interwoven, and often wonderful coincidence.

PkmnQ

#3307
Mar 15, 2020, 05:36:35 PM
Fortunately, it starts raining mosquitoes and the SWAT team runs away.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

SausageMcSauce

#3308
Mar 15, 2020, 05:51:20 PM
Unfortunately, they obtain a spray which kills the mosquitos.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Blunderbus

#3309
Mar 15, 2020, 08:05:49 PM Last Edit: Mar 15, 2020, 08:06:08 PM by Blunderbus
Fortunately, they obtain the spray only after they had ran away.
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

TurquoiseTabby

#3310
Mar 17, 2020, 08:36:47 AM
Unfortunately, you get bitten by the mosquitoes
Don't trust me to stay.
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Maybe, as we slowly march towards death, we actually just experience one large, interwoven, and often wonderful coincidence.

SausageMcSauce

#3311
Mar 17, 2020, 05:41:05 PM
Fortunately, they did not carry any disease.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

PkmnQ

#3312
Mar 17, 2020, 09:17:30 PM
Unfortunately, the mosquitoes now want to have you for breakfast everyday.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

SausageMcSauce

#3313
Mar 18, 2020, 04:20:04 AM
Fortunately, they dislike the taste of deodorant, detect some on you, and run away.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

TurquoiseTabby

#3314
Mar 19, 2020, 08:56:19 AM
Unfortunately, there's one remaining zombie who loves the taste of deodorant.
Don't trust me to stay.
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Maybe, as we slowly march towards death, we actually just experience one large, interwoven, and often wonderful coincidence.

SausageMcSauce

#3315
Mar 19, 2020, 05:43:39 PM
Fortunately, after one lick, he walks away and loses his legs, so he can no longer walk to you again.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Seam49

#3316
Mar 28, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
Unfortunately, he is close enough to give you coronavirus.

SausageMcSauce

#3317
Mar 28, 2020, 10:26:09 PM
Fortunately, he is vaccinated the second before he sneezes or whatever on you.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

PkmnQ

#3318
Apr 01, 2020, 07:10:00 PM
Unfortunately, that's not how vaccines work.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

Blunderbus

#3319
Apr 01, 2020, 09:04:57 PM
Fortunately, it turns out the vaccine was actually a cure, and this cure is also available to you.
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Dino

#3320
May 02, 2020, 08:19:57 PM
Unfortunately, the cure has the unfortunate side effect of turning you into a mouse.

SausageMcSauce

#3321
May 02, 2020, 10:27:55 PM
Fortunately, you turn back to a human a second later.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Dino

#3322
May 03, 2020, 09:16:52 AM
Unfortunately, you turn into a crocodile another second later and you realise this cure turns you into a new animal every two seconds.

SausageMcSauce

#3323
May 03, 2020, 09:59:44 PM
Fortunately, you get the vaccine this time.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Dino

#3324
May 04, 2020, 05:48:35 PM
Unfortunately, someone steals it from you when you're looking the other way.

Faressain

#3325
May 09, 2020, 07:10:32 PM
Fortunately, you didn't need the vaccine at all, you were immune a few seconds later to effects of cure.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

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