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The rule of this thread is to make a conspiracy theory that the person who posted above you is a mysterious guy. The chain needs to keep on going! A conspiracy theory is something like confirming a person is illuminati (do not use illuminati in this thread, this is a different type of game)

Anyways, enjoy!

There is a 0 in your username. 0s are ovals. Potatoes are like ovals. So, you are a potato disguised as a human.

Aside from your name containing the names of food, the "Mc" possibly being related to McDonalds, and the fact that shefmart is the property of CatsUnited, you are clearly not authentic. I wonder how many personalities are behind your account.

If we take out some letters of your name, we get Reset. Therefore, you are the one who will cause eternal destruction to us all.

Your signature references "discord". Are you trying to divide us? Maybe there are a ton of other "discords" who are all working together...

"Res" has 3 letters.

You have (as of now) 37 posts.

3 - 37 + 37 = 3

You're hiding Half-Life 3 from us, aren't you?!

You are a TBG Moderator. The initial letters of that are "TB", and that stands for "Take Back". A lot of people get taken aback because of you which means you are a mysterious person sharing your secret sadness with others!

Oh my goodness!

Nam, backwards is man, you have 2 posts (double, not single), you hound on oct 19, 19. You are a married 19 year old man who owned his own house (base) and only recently married (new tbger).

Homer Simpson is in your sig. Homer has 5 letters. Your location mentions 'shop', which has 4 letters. 4 + 5 = 9. So, you are 9 years old.

You are from England, england has Brexit, brexit has 6 letters, you have 440 posts, 440 is nearly 444, which is three quarters of 666, 6 and 666 are devils, you used to have red in your username, devils are red, 5th October is less than a month away from Halloween. You... are... a... devil!!!

You come from a dodo shop. Dodos are extinct. The number 49 is in your signature. Also, there's a bush in your signature.

You are a 49 year old dodo hiding in a bush.

You're in a basement factory, and your name has "Mc" in it. This heavily references McDonald's. Does McDonald's work in a basement factory run by you?

Your location is "The magic pool thingy".
You have "feather" in your name.
You know what has feathers?
Birds.

So, this must mean you are a bird who lives in the magic pool thingy.

Your username has 2 foods. Specifically cheese, and eggs.
Cheese is made from milk.
Platypi have both milk and eggs.
You are a platypus.

Your username contains the consonants of 'Pokemon'. Pikachu is a Pokemon.

You are also a NewTBGer, so you are newborn. Pichu are baby Pikachu.

Your signature says 'I'm gonna do it!'. Thunderbolts is what they do. It also mentions 'Alert', and ambulances have sirens to alert you.

You are a newborn Pichu trying to explode in an ambulance.

Your name is SausageMcSauce.

Sausages and sauce both go in pasta.

Pasta is served at Italian restaurants.

Olive Garden is an Italian res- hahahahahahahaha no.

Italian restaurants generally serve bread.

Bread can be used to make sandwiches.

Heavy from TF2 eats sandwiches.

TF2 is developed by Valve.

Gabe Newell is Valve's CEO.



So tell me Gaben, when's HL3 coming out?

Your name is Tymewalk. This is obviously a combination of "time" and "walk".

Where did you hide the time machine?

Jayfeather is a Warrior Cats character.

I used to have a Warrior Cats OC.

So you're just me from another timeline or something. Where did you hide the time machine?

You have time walk in your name. Or that's what you'd like people to believe.

Tyme is actually a disguise for the word Thyme. A cooking herb.

Therefore you are Thymewalk, traveling chef.

You advertise the Infinite IKEA in your sig, as well as saying you have little strength.
IKEA is Swedish, and Minecraft was created in Sweden.
Your username consists of 5 characters: 2 forward slashes, and 3 back slashes. 2-3. 2.3.

Are you developing Minecraft 2.3, which nerfs the Strength effect?

Your name contains "flire", a word in Norwegian that means "to sneer". Let's ignore the meaning.
In 1397, Norway was in a union with Sweden and Denmark.
Sweden.  Denmark. Swedenmark. Norway did not fit.
Apparently, Sweden left a century, two decades, and six years after Norway joined.

You are the only one who knows that Norway tried to change the name of Denmark so that it could become a portmanteau.

PkmnQ? As in Pokemon Q?

There are only four Pokemon which begin with the letter Q - Quagsire, Quilava, Quilladin, and Qwilfish. Of these, only Qwilfish does not begin with Qu-, making it the odd one out.

Add the Pokedex numbers of the first three. 195 (Quagsire) + 156 (Quilava) + 651 (Quilladin) = 1002. Now subtract 211 (Qwilfish) to get 791. (We subtract 211 because Qwilfish is the odd one out.)

Pokemon #791 is Solgaleo, a lion and the mascot of Pokemon Sun. The sun is a star, and when it comes to stars, the lion there is the constellation Leo. Leo's sign ruler is the Sun and its element is fire, which means you've actually been a Nintendo spy sent to burn down the TBGs!

walking is a type of travel, tyme, means time, you are a time traveller, who can travel to locations with tables(your location), and you are in tbg team. The tbg team are all time travelling.

Your name is Seam49. Let's split that up: "Seam" and "49".
Seam is a character from Deltarune.
Since your name is related to Deltarune, maybe the 49 is too. Perhaps, Deltarune Chapter 2 will come on February 18th, the 49th day of the year, and will sell for $49.

Tell me, Toby Fox, why did you hide all of this from us?

hollyleaf, your username contains holly, a plant, holly plants have leaves (plural), so there must be more than one of you, where are the others?