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"Hello, this is the police and oh egads that's a zombie! I better shoot them before another zombie apocalypse happens!"

too late. the zombie apocalypse started already for some reason.

Woah... this is so scary.*

Suddenly, the zombies all die (again).

A military helicopter can be seen flying above the area.

It fires on the zombie graves with it's rockets, just to be sure.

The pilot uses his oversized binoculars to make sure he's done a thorough job.

"Maybe I can be the next CEO of Big Trains Inc?", Steve asked his colleagues.

"No Steve, WE'RE the next CEO of Big Trains Inc!" his colleagues respond

"I expected this... You may notice some red dots on your ties, so I wouldn't do that."

"Pssht, what's that going to do, summon your cat to come kill us?"



Unfortunately for them, the red dot summons Steve's cat to come kill them.

'Can we please stop this nonsense?', says Dave.

Steve's cat shoots Dave. "You're next, buckaroos," Steve says to his colleagues.

Both colleagues are shot.

"Thank goodness they're dealt with," Steve says, "Now I can- wait, why are you pointing your gun at ME now?!"



"I'm sorry Steve," Steve's cat says, "But I cannot allow you to become the next CEO of Big Trains Inc."

Steve's cat shoots Steve until he stops living.

Steve's other pets look on in shock as the cat shoots their master dead.

Steve's cat becomes the new CEO of Big Trains Inc. "You work for me now," Steve's cat says to Steve's other pets.

Animal control arrives.

'Put your paws up!' it shouts to the Cat CEO and the dog. 'This is no place for you!'

"Oh no... I've got it! I'll make a bluff!"


"I HAVE HOSTAGES!"

At the same time, a member of the Board of Directors comes into Steve's cat's office. He notices some documents that are just gibberish or scribbles, as cats cannot write English.



The rest of the board comes into the room and shouts 'You're fired!' at the cat.

Steve's cat, seeing an opportunity, takes the entire board of directors hostage so that they actually have hostages.

The police arrest the cat CEO for taking people hostage. Jeff becomes the new CEO.

the cat calls in a favor from his unscrupulous contacts.

They will break him out of jail soon.

Not only did the contacted cats get caught in one of the police's traps, Steve's cat is banned any contact with other living creatures unless needed.

News travels to the rest of the company.


"But then... who's in charge of big trains now?"