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Nathan checks his phone.

Darby cleans up the waffles and the broken plates.

Jeff puts on a program on the TV about Japanese ladies doing their laundry.

((Bump.))

Jeff just sits on the couch/sofa.

Pixel sits by the door and stares at the outside.

Jeff finds a broken Child Generator on the floor.

Jeff continues watching TV, when he spots an ad for some cheese.

Pixel continues to stare longingly outside.

Andy lets Pixel out
"Just don't run off too far"

Pixel looks at the open door, and up at Andy.
"...What?"

Andy stands there for a second. A screen appears from his suit, showing an animation of a Rubik's Cube being solved very quickly. "Apologies for my misunderstanding. I believed you wanted to go outside and opened the door for you, as it is a characteristic of cats and several other domesticated animals to sit at the door or window when they would like to experience the outdoors."

"...Okay. I don't know why you'd think that."
Pixel wanders off to the living room.

Jeff strokes Pixel.

Pixel glares at Jeff, but doesn't say anything.

Andy departs and returns a second later.
He offers Jeff a strange drink full of white plasma.

Jeff drinks it.

It tastes like radiation, but isn't toxic. It's lukewarm.

Darby comes into the living room with a bump for the thread and a bunch of snacks. The snacks are covered with mercury.

Jeff eats all of them.

Jeff conducts mercury poisoning while Darby brings out more mercury covered snacks. "Hungry, are you Jeff?" he says.

Jeff eats the snacks, the plate and Darby.

Darby leaves before Jeff can eat him because Jeff eating the plates is too crazy even for him.

Jeff meanwhile now has severe mercury poisoning and should probably see someone about that.

"Yeah you'd definitely be admitted to the emergency ward for that"