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#1 2017-Sep-18  15:12:37

Shpore
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Kill feed

Post a character. Then, post how the above poster's character gets killed by yours. If you can use their actual weaknesses, THANK YOU!

Quidu is waiting to be killed.

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#2 2017-Sep-18  23:04:53

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Re: Kill feed

Jason turns off the Godmodding Switch. Quidu wins anyway.


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The Harold Temperature Scale
H = K/2889 - 1; K = (H + 1) * 2889
H = (C + 273.15)/2889 - 1; C = (H + 1) * 2889 - 273.15
H = (5/9(F - 32) + 273.15)/2889 - 1 ; F = 9/5((H + 1) * 2889 - 273.15) + 32

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#3 2017-Dec-23  18:01:16

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Re: Kill feed

No character was specified.

Kirby


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#4 2020-Jan-06  11:54:16

Shpore
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Re: Kill feed

I kill him by making him inhale a dead person, causing him to be dead. Person below must find a way to destroy the corpse

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#5 2020-Jan-06  11:56:26

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Re: Kill feed

But he's already dead.

Tsukemawi, a pichu


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#6 2020-Jan-15  03:26:31

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Re: Kill feed

Carmes dunks him into water.

PreCure Selene


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#7 2020-Jan-15  04:27:21

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Re: Kill feed

she uses the wrong brand of toothpaste. people who use the wrong brand of toothpaste won't last long

shef kerbi

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#8 2020-Jan-15  07:16:18

Joyous Theta
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Re: Kill feed

Shef Kerbi doesn't get his clock cleaned by Keynsun DDDO, causing him to die from clock dust lung cancer twister mats.


Remember, don't shoot food.

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#9 2020-Jan-15  07:24:37

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Re: Kill feed

Keynsun DDDO gets made into a pancake by Teddy Zeke.


STR: How far you can throw a tomato
DEX: How accurate you are with a thrown tomato
CON: How many tomatoes you can eat
INT: If you know that a tomato is a fruit
WIS: If you know not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
CHA: How well you can trick someone into buying your fruit salad (with tomato in it)

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#10 2020-Jan-15  07:46:48

Joyous Theta
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Re: Kill feed

Darby accidentally poisons Teddy Zeke's pancakes.


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#11 2020-Jan-15  09:23:16

Shpore
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Re: Kill feed

I hire a team of professionals to take care of Darby, claiming he is a mercury spill.

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#12 2020-Jan-15  09:24:41

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Re: Kill feed

And I grab Shpore into the Afterlife, effectively killing him.


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#13 2020-Jan-15  10:00:25

Joyous Theta
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Re: Kill feed

You accidentally stand too close to Shoe, causing your insides to be relocated outside.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

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#14 2020-Jan-16  03:00:33

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Re: Kill feed

I throw Shoe into a manhole.


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#15 2020-Jan-16  06:27:19

Joyous Theta
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Re: Kill feed

The manhole gains AI in the presence of Shoe and moves under you.


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#16 2020-Jan-22  04:50:35

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Re: Kill feed

A man switches off the power supply for the AI.


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#17 2020-Jan-27  03:44:21

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Re: Kill feed

I stab the man.

Junior of TBNPKMN


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#18 2020-Jan-27  03:55:40

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Re: Kill feed

(sends out a bug type Pokemon)


I'm a person.

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#19 2020-Jan-27  06:20:37

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Re: Kill feed

Nonexistence is always death. But to spice it out, I'll treat this one with fire.

Anthony Slyck from Calamity Adventure -> A big furry dragon with feathery wings and ability to breathe fire.


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#20 2020-Jan-27  06:55:46

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Re: Kill feed

I send out an Azumarill, with resistance to fire and dragon attacks to kill the dragon.

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#21 2020-Jan-27  07:11:22

Faressain
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Re: Kill feed

Well, I, a Snivy, would just give that a fair beatin'.


oesozb4.gifPriest units never get old. WOLOLO! oesozb4.gif

A fate can be changed / But not everyone can / Because if anyone could / A chaos would invoke.
A fan of MLP, a Strategist in Age of Empires, yet what I am is combination of everything into one thing I have in common - throw in everything!
licky_dash.gif Eh, heh, what the TBGs would be without obligatory crazy Rainbow Dash?
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#22 2020-Jan-27  18:19:53

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Re: Kill feed

I burn the Snivy.


I'm a person.

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#23 2020-Jan-27  20:30:25

Faressain
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Posts: 13,782

Re: Kill feed

And then I cinder you to the ashes.

Well, I guess I'll put Narvil from Echoes instead. Oh, and psst, if anyone asks why I'm there, it's not true.


oesozb4.gifPriest units never get old. WOLOLO! oesozb4.gif

A fate can be changed / But not everyone can / Because if anyone could / A chaos would invoke.
A fan of MLP, a Strategist in Age of Empires, yet what I am is combination of everything into one thing I have in common - throw in everything!
licky_dash.gif Eh, heh, what the TBGs would be without obligatory crazy Rainbow Dash?
On discord as Vardaril#1783

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#24 2020-Jan-27  21:05:24

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Re: Kill feed

Alfred uses a whole bunch of Steel Wings on Narvil, and since Narvil can only shapeshift into snakes which would probably count as Poison-type he can't counterattack very well


STR: How far you can throw a tomato
DEX: How accurate you are with a thrown tomato
CON: How many tomatoes you can eat
INT: If you know that a tomato is a fruit
WIS: If you know not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
CHA: How well you can trick someone into buying your fruit salad (with tomato in it)

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#25 2020-Jan-27  23:32:27

Jayfeather
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From: Morioh-cho
Registered: 2018-May-24
Posts: 2,605
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Re: Kill feed

My Eternatus uses Flamethrower. Super effective hit.


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