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Not the third floor. That's where we keep all the important stuff

hold on let me go up there and annoy them real quick

Meanwhile:

Carmes: What's in this box?
(He opens it)
Carmes: That looks like the laser thing Gernfald was blown up with in that pizza restaurant.
(He hears an echo of what shef kerbi said)
Carmes: I gotta protect it.
(He runs to the elevator and meets up with Zeke)

On the third floor, I put a USB stick containing theme.css in a safe along with some fireworks as a bail out. I put that safe into another safe in case the fireworks destroy the inner safe, making sure I still have access to the fuse, keeping it hidden though.

Unfortunately, the third floor has a Comic Sans "company guidelines" poster, and Doctor Two faints.

"So uh, should we feed the bodies to that machine that turns people into furniture?"

If that's what we have to do, go for it.

I put them in the machine and it makes a very elegant couch. "We should put this on the third floor, I want a couch by my office."

ACT 2
SCENE 2

SKELETON THREE is right behind APPLE THE CAT for absolutely no reason.

SKELETON THREE: I'd say that couch is, chairy good!

AUDIENCE: (laughs)

SKELENOTSTAGEPLAYBOXMANTON FOUR: Th-

SKELETON THREE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

news

Skeleton's are invading, Man is couch
Recently, several skeletons have been seen invading businesses in Dreem Lend, including SKNN. We are attempting to get rid of them, but we don't know how.
Also, a man was recently turned into a couch in an incident that is definitely unrelated to the machine that turns people into furniture that we have on the third floor.

I have a teleporter from the Unruinable Wish game on the TBGchat! Send them to a fictional universe full of lava!

(and wow, my 700th post!)

Quote from: SausageMcSauceI have a teleporter from the Unruinable Wish game on the TBGchat! Send them to a fictional universe full of lava!

I'm not letting you do that to my brand new couch

Quote from: DoubleDenial

Quote from: SausageMcSauceI have a teleporter from the Unruinable Wish game on the TBGchat! Send them to a fictional universe full of lava!

I'm not letting you do that to my brand new couch

I think they mean anyone else coming after our CSS file

Quote from: CatsUnited

Quote from: DoubleDenial

Quote from: SausageMcSauceI have a teleporter from the Unruinable Wish game on the TBGchat! Send them to a fictional universe full of lava!

I'm not letting you do that to my brand new couch

I think they mean anyone else coming after our CSS file

I was going to do it to the skeletons!

bump

ACT 2
SCENE 2 (continued)

The skeletons pull out their trumpets and blow the teleporter away.

TELEPORTER: (cheering) Amazing!

They were supposed to go in the teleporter...

Quote from: SausageMcSauceThey were supposed to go in the teleporter...

Why would you take away my spooky friends

Ok, I think these should be done to the SKNN website soon:

Cram and Shampoo added to Shefmart (Cram for food or something idk, Shampoo in lifestyle)
The Spooks Box on Shefmart to be moved from Services to Lifestyle
Kerbi City (on the MOTW account) to be added to Game Studios

(and maybe add a precure Selene (or something else toothpaste related) t-shirt )
(also add wooloo to the mural on the home page saying that he supplies materials for SKA shirts)

kerbi city is not real

Quote from: CatsUnitedkerbi city is not real

what

Ok but we still need news and stuff maybe you could make an ad for Cram?

Quote from: CrazeePiOk but we still need news and stuff maybe you could make an ad for Cram?

CatsUnited should advertise it as he discovered it

I thought you did?

Seeing as Carmes really wants Cram on Shefmart, I'll have to contact a guy named "Ted" about that.

ACT 2
SCENE 2 (continued)

The skeletons continue to protest against the mislabelness of Spooks. Meanwhile, one skeleton sneaks off from the rest...