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Destroy/Save The Vase

Started by laser314, Mar 05, 2014, 05:43:11 AM

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Blunderbus

Instead of messing around with changing timelines and death loops and stuff, I just fire a conveniently placed cannon at the vase.
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Orifan1

Giorno has Golden Wind punch the cannonball. due to Golden Wind's ability, the canonball turns into a flock of birds.
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SausageMcSauce

I trap Giorno in a cage and stamp on the vase.
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

You carefully put a postage stamp on the vase.  Spelling is important, kids.
j u m b l e !

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redgreenandblue

Okay, then I mail the vase to a volcano.
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SausageMcSauce

I intercept the mail van going to the volcano and take out all the mail in it, including the vase, which I bring to my house.
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1a3c5e7g9i

#1032

God dang! Dracula made your house burn down with the vase still inside!
Watch Future Diary. NOW. D:<

Blunderbus

However, the vase was being mailed to the volcano in a special heatproof package! It was going to keep it safe!
And of course, fire won't hurt the heatproof package either.
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SausageMcSauce

I tear the package off and throw the vase into the fire.
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Tymewalk

I catch the vase before you can throw it into the fire.
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SheenBoy95

the fire loses its patience and yolos to the vase.

SausageMcSauce

I throw a fire extinguisher at the fire.
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Chir'

That's not the proper way to use a fire extinguisher.
Maybe join these:
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h4x

I open task manager and end the fire.exe process. Oopsie. The entire world lacks fire now.

Faressain

I proceed to throw the vase into Jupiter, because why not.
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SausageMcSauce

I threw Jupiter into Saturn's orbit.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Tymewalk

Since Jupiter and Saturn are colliding, the vase will be destroyed even faster, so I just sit back and do nothing.

(I'm assuming I'm supposed to be on "destroy")
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SausageMcSauce

#1043
I teleport the vase back to Earth. It is now in a secret vault in my basement.
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CoolTBGGaming

I crack open the vault and the vase gets smashed in the process.
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h4x

I rollback time to stop you.

Prism

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While time is stopped, I take a second to bump the topic before "ora ora"-ing the vase.
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Maew Nryang

File 2 loaded.
Now everything starts over.
*See XKCD 1688.
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SausageMcSauce

I throw the vase into my basement.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Blunderbus

I teleport the vase directly in front of me, where I then catch it.
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Maew Nryang

I add a rule "VASE IS NOT VASE" and the vase disappeared because of a paradox.
*See XKCD 1688.
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