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nuuu my ice cream

you will pay *grabs kitchen knife*

I get another knife and slices Reali's knife in half. I then drop both my knife and the pieces of Reali's knife.

Unfortunately, that's not how knifes work. Instead, we're now having a sword fight, but with knives.

My knife makes a hole in a jar of mayonnaise, which I open and throw at you.

I counter the jar by dodging. It misses and crashes into the floor. I grab a (squeezable) bottle of ketchup and start squeezing it at you.

I throw another cricket ball to knock the bottle out of your hand, pick it up, write "TOMATO SAUCE" all over the label, and hand it back to you.

I find a jar of tomato sauce and throw it at you.

I eat the tomato sauce and dump fertiliser in the milk-trash mixture flooding Walmart.

I break all the juice bottles, adding juice to the mix.

I enter the store and go on the intercom.

"Attention fellow fighters: As I am likely going to die another horrible death soon, I would like to inform you that I would not like to be notified on Discord when it happens. I am aware of my own death, I just don't talk about it much. Thank you and have a nice day."

I proceed to go to the bathrooms and turn on the taps, adding water to the flood.

I am now confused. I punch myself, dealing 1 damage.

I smash through a shelf containing Fortnite merchandise, for no reason.

bump

I grab a box of matches, light one, and set the Fortnite merchandise on fire.
I then run away because I'd rather not catch on fire today.

I throw some acids and the Infinity Stones into the flood, and the shelves start to disintegrate/not feel so good.

I stumble backwards off the shelf, then turn to SausageMcSausage.

"What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

A shelf knocks you over, and your feet disintergrate.

"What in the..."

All the shelves fall, crushing everyone near them.

I claw my way towards the flood, hoping to find an Infinity Stone to fix all of this.

I found them and got a toy Infinity Gauntlet. I snap and coincidentally, half of the store vanishes, including you.

The gods of "Original Poster" revert the store, claiming that the following rule has been violated:

Quote from: Fusion44be realistic(This means no lazer guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, ect.)

I find a sign with that rule on and throw it at you.

I catch the sign and throw it back.

I pour acids on DaEpikDude.