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The dragon cafe:

The menu isn't even available in any human language, only draconic, no, you can't get a translator.

Fail. I can't speak or read dragon, so I can't order anything.

The Stuff Inn:

Glass: $2.50
Mashed Keyboard: Free
Yeti Soup: $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Wow, the food is very healthful and nutritious! Pass!

peoples restraunt mennu:
jayfether : $99.99
tymewak : $4.99
skylien : Free
trendy angs : $93,999,999,999.99

(Yes, I'm aware that I made several typos.)

Failed, those people are inedible for Snivies or any Grass-types. Did you try to poison us all!?

The Pokemart (actually that's for benefit for them) Restaurant:
- Oran Juice: 3.6 $ per 2pack of 2 litres
- Chesto Pie: 2.20$ per 125 g (a serving)
- Pecha detoxicant: 3.20$ per cup, free if you're already poisoned. Also serves as a topping at a price of $0.8
- Vegetarian sandwich - only with berries - 2$
- Fresh water: 0.5$ per litre
- Perfect Apple: 100$, but worth it, fills you for 5 days of worth.

Pass, but the prices really should be listed in Poké.

Just a normal cafe (?)

Coffee: $3:50
Sandwich: $4
Croissant: $4
Spam: $99

I like croissant. Pass.

Very suspicious supermarket:
$1M: $500 deposit + credit card details.
Suspicious online job: $360 deposit + credit card details.
419 scam: $1000 + credit card details.

Fail, I feel like I'm being scammed.

The cafe that's in every language except yours.
You have no idea what's on the menu because it's in every language except yours.

Pass anyway, they serve a nice surprise lunches.

The dead restaurant:

Brains: A living human.
Flesh: Free.
Zombification: $5 (We don't take risk for another pandemic outbreak!)

Fail, nobody ever comes out so that means nobody would go in.

The rocket cafe

$4 Brussels sprouts,
$10,000,000 rocket to go to mars (edible)
$7,000,000,000,000,000 a whole space station the size of a planet made of breadsticks.

Fail. Too expensive, and a lot of people might dislike sprouts.

The Random Resturaunt:

Lion Head: $700
Magnet Pie: $70
Bush Salad: $30
Mud: Free
Toxic Waste: $4
A burning house: $800
Roast Person: $60 (available in all ages)
Yellow Paint: $30

bump

Fail, not in tune with law.

The new restaurant

MacBook made of white chocolate $10
3D printer printing edible food $200
Record breaking huge pizza $50*50

Fail. Overpriced and paradoxal. Also probably not very healthy.

Restaurant of tbg health inspectors

edible pass certificate: $5
real pass certificate: 5% of $5
edible fail certificate: $50000
real fail certificate: so expensive

I think I ate the real fail certificate so I guess I have to give a pass

Bulletstaurant

12 gauge shotgun shell: 5€
20 gauge shell: 7€
9mm: 3€
10mm: 3,5€
.44 round: 10€
.45 round: 10€
.38 round: 8€
.308 round: 9€

Fail, someone tried to kill me.

Candy Store
¥239 - Lollipop
¥159 - Chocolate bar
¥1789 - 100 gumballs
¥179999 - ULTIMATE GOLD CANDY :3 :3 :3

Fail. Your menu is in no ways healthy.

Vegetaraunt

spinach salad - a carrot
carrot salad - an apple
apple salad - organic barbecue chicken

Pass healthy.

The mars restaurant.

Space food - 10$aud
Fried astronaut ??- you hav to be dat astronaut!

Fail, they tried to kill me when I ordered fried astronaut. I just wanted a sufficiently sized meal.

Literally just a fighting arena:
Fight to knockout: 25€ to watch, free to participate
Fight to the death: 50€ to watch, free to participate

Fail, I wanted a free meal, but they almost killed me.

f

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pie

25 bucks per 6 pack

lettuce

free

quote

how good you quote is 1-100 bucks

Pass
Looks healthy!
...I...I think?

The uh...The...Th...That....That one...Resturant with...With a long name?

Food...Maybe? - 2,000 won
A...A drink?? - 3,000 won
A...A BOXING GLOVE!? - 500,000 won

Fail, I couldn't realize my payment in zł, and couldn't exchange my money into wons.

The 'hunt it yourself' restaurant:
Prices are by arrow and by leadless bullet. Cooking not included into price, it is free.
Pig: 5/7$
Cow: 6/8$
Deer: 7.50/10$
Elephant: 1,000/1,250$ (Note - you have to come in 20 people or more to order that)

Fail.
I caught a harmful disease, and I am like...2% certain it was because of this restaurant.

That one restaurant that everyone hates.

Bowl of hate - 1$
Cup of hate - 1.5$
Big bowl of hate - 2$
Salad of despair - 2$
Burger of pain - 3$

Fail. Nobody can ever like it.

The Unicode Inn

An ASCII lefter: $5
Other Latin Letters: $7
A letter from another writing system: $10
Symbols:  $12
Emoji: $15

It was great, until you included the emoji. I'll pass you anyway.


The Onett Bakery

Bread roll: $12
Cookie: $7
Skip sandwich: $38
Lucky sandwich: $128

Looks very good! The Lucky Sandwich is pretty expensive, though..  I'll give is a pass! *stands* By- OW! Why is there a banana peel? You failed!

The Nothing Restaurant:
Nothing: $0