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This is a bit of a throwback.

There is an empty void. Nothing is here.

You can add or manipulate anything in this universe.

I say "Let there be light."

And the sun was born.

I create a ball of water and put it some distance from the Sun.

I use a fire extinguisher to extinguish the Sun.

The god of Jerks and Morons comes in with a water extinguisher.

I get some remnant dust from the sun and form Earth with it.

The god of Jerks and Morons adds Jerks, Morons, wasps, and cactus to Earth.

Earth freezes over because the sun died

I add another sun

I add an antimatter sun, which is exactly the same as the other one, except it's made out of antiparticles. It's also right next to it.

I throw the antimatter sun far far away so it doesn't explode.

I spawn another normal sun where the antimatter sun is so that anyone on Earth can get to watch some cool explosions

The normal and antimatter sun collide, turning 100% of their mass into energy and shooting a whole bunch of gamma rays everywhere.

But no one is on earth, and the sun explosion is too far away. I create the rest of the Milky Way. But nothing is living in it.

I give Earth a core, mantle and crust, since apparently right now it's just a ball of ice.

The god of Jerks and Morons points out that Earth still has Jerks, Morons, wasps, and cactuses on it, which he spells cactuses because he is a jerk and a moron. He proceeds to place an antimatter Milky Way as punishment, which destroys all of the Milky Way except for the Jerks, Morons, wasps, and cactuses.

I add a huge ball of explosive alkali. Water, too.

i put the milky way back using a backup file I left lying around.

I add 50 million meteors of random sizes, compositions, and velocities.

I put a blanket on the earth to protect from the deadly laser.

I create a star system with two planets- an ancient, habitble version of Venus next to a version of Earth that's been rotated ninety degrees.