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Started by Seanbobe, May 07, 2019, 08:44:43 AM

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Blunderbus

John and Mackenzie do a combo pen attack (i.e. two regular attacks, but hey, who's counting)
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Joyous Theta

Joyce hits Kenny with a paintbrush.

If Joyce inflicts sticky, LFH attacks normally with the umbrella. If she fails, LFH throws glue at Kenny.

Seanbobe

Quote from: realicraftNef defends.
Nef will take less damage this turn.
Quote from: DaEpikDudeJohn and Mackenzie do a combo pen attack (i.e. two regular attacks, but hey, who's counting)
John: Pen poke: 1d15=13+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=13
John pokes Kenny relatively well.
Kenny: Health: 224-13=211

Mackenzie: Pen poke: 1d15=1+2(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=0
Mackenzie's poke is blocked by Kenny.
Quote from: CrazeePiJoyce hits Kenny with a paintbrush.

If Joyce inflicts sticky, LFH attacks normally with the umbrella. If she fails, LFH throws glue at Kenny.
Joyce: Paint away: 1d15=2+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=2
Joyce lightly brushes Kenny with an epoxy.
Kenny: Health: 211-2=209
Glued! Cannot use standard attacks!

Joyce's clay soldiers attack.
Soldier 1: 1d5=3+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=3
Soldier 2: 1d5=1+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=1
Kenny: Health: 209-3-1=205

LFH hits Kenny with the umbrella.
LFH: Umbrella whack: 1d15=2+2(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=0
LFH hits Kenny weakly, dealing no damage.

Reshi, Avalon, and Flynn auto-move.
Reshi hits Kenny with the notebook.
Reshi: Notebook smack: 1d15=5+1(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+1(weapon)=2
Reshi pokes Kenny lightly.
Kenny: Health: 205-2=203

Avalon hits Kenny with the binder.
Avalon: Binder smack: 1d15=14+2(fitness)-5(enemy defense)=11
Avalon hits Kenny strongly.
Kenny: Health: 203-11=192

Flynn uses a karate chop.
Flynn: Karate chop: 1d50=15+8(intelligence)-5(enemy defense)=23
Flynn chops Kenny hard.
Kenny: Health: 192-23=169

Jimmy defends.

Trendy eats a pear.
Trendy: Energy: 3+10=13

Kenny uses poison gas.
Kenny: Poison gas: 1d15=10*3(focus)=30
Kenny deals heavy damage to everyone.
John: Health: 29-30=0
     John faints.
Mackenzie: Health: 41-30=11
Reshi: Health: 23-30=0
     Reshi faints.
Avalon: Health: 43-30=13
LFH: Health: 45-30=15
     Berserk!
Joyce: Health: 36-30=6
Soldier 1: Health: 20-30=0
     Soldier 1 breaks.
Soldier 2: Health: 20-30=0
     Soldier 2 breaks.
Flynn: Health: 33-30=3
Nef: 30/2(defending)=15
     Health: 41-15=26
Jimmy: 30/2(defending)=15
     Health: 50-15=35
Trendy: Health: 29-30=0
     Trendy faints.

Kenny uses a Mars hush.
Mackenzie: Immune!
Avalon: Immune!
LFH: Immune!
Joyce: Immune!
Flynn: No effect.
Nef: Blocked!
Jimmy: Blocked!

Kenny uses a Venus debilitate!
Mackenzie: Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0!
Avalon: No effect.
LFH: Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0!
Joyce: Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0!
Flynn: Immune!
Nef: Immune!
Jimmy: Immune!

Nef regains energy from his tie.
Jimmy regains health and energy from his helmet.
LFH regains health and energy from the grapes.
Kenny takes 4 damage from the cut.

Party:
John:
     Health:0/45
     Energy:10/20
     Fainted! Cannot act!

Mackenzie:
     Health: 11/50
     Energy: 23/25
     Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0! (3 turns remaining)
Reshi:
     Health:0/50
     Energy:17/25
     Fainted! Cannot act!

Avalon:
     Health: 13/55
     Energy: 27/30
LFH:
     Health:15/45
     Energy:20/20
     Preparing trap! It will be ready shortly! (1 turn remaining)
     Berserk! (3 turns remaining)
     Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0! (3 turns remaining)
Joyce:
     Health: 6/45
     Energy: 12/20

     Useless! Highest stat (intelligence) has been dropped to 0! (3 turns remaining)
Flynn:
     Health:3/45
     Energy:17/20

     Repaired! Strength will be raised! (+8) (5 turns remaining)
Nef:
     Health:26/50
     Energy:25/25
Jimmy:
     Health:35/50
     Energy:25/25
Trendy:
     Health:0/50
     Energy:13/30
     Fainted! Cannot act!


Enemy:
Kenny:
     Health:165/400
     Skills:
          Mars hush: Inflicts mute on all male party members. Pierces immunity/resistance to statuses.
          Vesus debilitate: Inflicts useless on all non-male party members. Pierces immunity/resistance to statuses.
          Poison gas: Deals 1d15 damage and may inflict poison on all party members.
          Focus: Triples power of next attack.
          Encore (passive): User may act thrice per turn.
     Fitness: 6
     Defense: 5
     Cut! Health will go down! (1 turn remaining)
     Blinded! Attacks may miss! (3 turns remaining)
     Embarrassed! Skills will be less effective! (2 turns remaining)
     Glued! Cannot use standard attacks! (2 turns remaining)
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realicraft

I give a peach to Trendy.
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Joyous Theta

LFH billiard bashes Kenny.

Joyce pots Kenny.

Blunderbus

Mackenzie uses Break Time.

(does break time revive?)
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Hollyleaf

Avalon gives a peach to Reshi.
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Seanbobe

#358
Quote from: realicraftI give a peach to Trendy.
Trendy: Health: 0+10=10
Quote from: CrazeePiLFH billiard bashes Kenny.

Joyce pots Kenny.
LFH: Billiard bash: 1d50=8+2(attack)=10
LFH hits Kenny weakly.
Kenny: Health: 165-10=155

Joyce puts Kenny in a pot.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeMackenzie uses Break Time.

(does break time revive?)
(No it doesn't.)

Mackenzie:
     Health: 11+10=21
     Energy: 23+5=25
Avalon:
     Health: 13+10=23
     Energy: 27+5=30
LFH:
     Health:15+10=25
     Energy:13+5=18
Joyce:
     Health: 6+10=16
     Energy: 8+5=13
Flynn:
     Health:3+10=13
     Energy:17+5=20
Nef:
     Health:26+10=36
     Energy:25+5=25
Jimmy:
     Health:35+10=45
     Energy:25+5=25
Trendy:
     Health:10+10=20
     Energy:13+5=18
Negative status effects have been cleared!
Quote from: HollyleafAvalon gives a peach to Reshi.
Reshi: Health: 0+10=10

Reshi and Flynn auto-move.
Reshi excites the group.
Excited! Stats will be raised!

Flynn warms up.
Warmed up! Next attack will be more effective!

Jimmy gives first-aid to John.
John: Health: 0+10+10(intelligence)+4(excited)=24

John auto-moves.
John uses persuasion.
Persuaded! Stats will be lowered!

Trendy gives the group cookies and tea.
John: Health: 24+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=45
Mackenzie: Health: 21+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=50
Reshi: Health: 10+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=44
Avalon: Health: 23+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=55
LFH: Health: 25+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=45
Joyce: Health: 16+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=45
Flynn: Health: 13+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=45
Nef: Health: 36+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=50
Jimmy: Health: 45+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=50
Trendy: Health: 10+10+20(intelligence)+4(excited)=44

Kenny uses poison gas on the pot and himself.
Kenny: Poison gas: 1d15=3+5(fitness)=8
The poison gas is weak.
Kenny: Health: 155-8=147
     Poisoned! Health will go down!
Pot: Health: 10-8=2

Kenny uses poison gas on the pot and himself.
Kenny: poison gas: 1d15=8+5(fitness)=13
The poison gas is somewhat stronger.
Kenny: Health: 147-13=134
Pot: Health: 2-13=0

Kenny uses a mars hush.
John: Muted! Cannot use skills!
Mackenzie: Immune!
Reshi: Muted! Cannot use skills!
Avalon: Immune!
LFH: Immune!
Joyce: Immune!
Flynn: Muted! Cannot use skills!
Nef: Muted! Cannot use skills!
Jimmy: Muted! Cannot use skills!
Trendy: Immune!

LFH's trap is ready.
Kenny takes damage from the poison.
Kenny takes damage from the cut.
Nef recovers energy from his tie.

Party:
John:
     Health:45/45
     Energy:4/20
     Muted! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Mackenzie:
     Health: 50/50
     Energy: 25/25
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Reshi:
     Health:44/50
     Energy:11/25
     Muted! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Avalon:
     Health: 55/55
     Energy: 30/30
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
LFH:
     Health:45/45
     Energy:18/20
     Trapped! Next attack will be reflected!
     Berserk! (3 turns remaining)
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Joyce:
     Health: 45/45
     Energy: 13/20
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Flynn:
     Health:45/45
     Energy:17/20
     Repaired! Strength will be raised! (+8) (4 turns remaining)
     Muted! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
     Warmed up! Next attack will be more effective!
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Nef:
     Health:50/50
     Energy:25/25
     Muted! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Jimmy:
     Health:50/50
     Energy:21/25
     Muted! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)
Trendy:
     Health:44/50
     Energy:6/30
     Excited! Stats will be raised! (4 turns remaining)

Enemy:
Kenny:
     Health:127/400
     Skills:
          Mars hush: Inflicts mute on all male party members. Pierces immunity/resistance to statuses.
          Vesus debilitate: Inflicts useless on all non-male party members. Pierces immunity/resistance to statuses.
          Poison gas: Deals 1d15 damage and may inflict poison on all party members.
          Focus: Triples power of next attack.
          Encore (passive): User may act thrice per turn.
     Fitness: 6
     Defense: 5
     Persuaded! Stats will be lowered! (6 turns remaining)
     Blinded! Attacks may miss! (2 turns remaining)
     Embarrassed! Skills will be less effective! (1 turn remaining)
     Glued! Cannot use standard attacks! (1 turn remaining)
     Poisoned! Health will go down! (2 turns remaining)
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Prism

Avalon uses Smooth Jazz.
Reshi does a notebook smack.
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realicraft

Equip and use the calculator.
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Blunderbus

John bonks Kenny with his textbook while Mackenzie uses Reckless Abandon.
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Joyous Theta

Joyce attacks with the spatula.

LFH billiard bashes.

Seanbobe

#363
Quote from: JayfeatherAvalon uses Smooth Jazz.
Reshi does a notebook smack.
Avalon uses smooth jazz.
Sleepy! Can only move every other turn!

Reshi: Notebook smack: 1d15=8+1(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+4(excited)+2(persuaded)+1(weapon)=11
Reshi smacks Kenny, dealing a somewhat strong hit.
Kenny: Health: 127-8=116

Quote from: realicraftEquip and use the calculator.
Nef: Calculate: 1d15=4+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+4(excited)+2(persuaded)=10
Nef hits Kenny with the calculator.
Kenny: Health: 116-10=106

Quote from: DaEpikDudeJohn bonks Kenny with his textbook while Mackenzie uses Reckless Abandon.
John: Book bonk: 1d15=15+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+2(persuaded)+1(weapon)=18
John deals a strong hit to Kenny.
Kenny: Health: 106-18=88

Mackenzie: Reckless abandon: 1d30=5+10(intelligence)-5(enemy defense)+2(persuaded)+4(excited)=16
Mackenzie charges into Kenny quickly.
Kenny: Health: 88-16=72

Quote from: CrazeePiJoyce attacks with the spatula.

LFH billiard bashes.
Joyce: Spatula stab: 1d15=13+5(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+2(persuaded)+4(excited)=19
Joyce stabs Kenny with her spatula.
Kenny: Health: 72-19=53
Bleeding! Health will go down!

LFH: Billiard bash: 1d50=12+15(attack)+2(persuaded)+4(excited)=33
LFH smacks Kenny, nearly toppling him over.
Kenny: Health: 53-33=20

Flynn auto-moves.
Flynn cuts Kenny with the scissors.
Flynn: Scissors snip: 1d15=7+7(fitness)-5(enemy defense)+8(repaired)+4(excited)+2(persuaded)*2(warmed up)=46
Flynn delivers a devastating cut to Kenny.
Kenny: Health: 20-46=0
Kenny faints.

Battle won.

Kenny faints and drops a pamphlet.

Obtained:
1x Pamphlet of cutting corners (SKILL): Allows a single party member to learn the "Cutting Corners" skill. Cutting corners: Uses a random skill that the user knows. Costs half the normal cost of the skill.

Trendy: Um... Okay. Are we all ready to go now, or do any of you want to prepare first?

Jimmy eats a lemon before refreshing the party.
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Joyous Theta

Are you going to remove Jimmy from the party now?

Seanbobe

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Seanbobe

Quote from: CrazeePiAre you going to remove Jimmy from the party now?
I'll control Jimmy unless someone else wants to.

The group stands around doing nothing for about 30 seconds.

Trendy: Nobody needs to do anything? Alright then.

Trendy claps and the group is bathed in a warm, almost blinding light for a few seconds. The light disappears and the group finds themselves in a desert. There is a large brick building nearby and a man standing under an umbrella near the building. A bit closer to the group is a small cloth bundle that seems to blend in with the sand. It is raining lightly, but still sunny.

Trendy: This is as close as I can bring us to the building. It seems to have some sort of curse around it. Anyways, this rain might change things up a bit. It reduces our ability to block enemy attacks, but restores a bit of energy to us after each battle.
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Seanbobe

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redgreenandblue

Flynn inspects the cloth bundle

Seanbobe

Quote from: redgreenandblueFlynn inspects the cloth bundle
Flynn takes a look at the cloth bundle. He finds several bricks inside.

Obtained:
10x Lucky brick (WEAPON): Has a 25% chance of dealing an extra 1d15 damage. Cannot be lost or stolen.

The man near the building notices the group, walks over, and eagerly begins shaking everyone's hands.

Man: Hi there! I will be your resident Spambot for today! My name is Roberto Timothy Kit, but you can just call me Mr. R.T. Kit! Anyways, I've got a lot to set up, so I need to run now. I'm sure we'll meet later, and we'll have lots of fun then! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Mr. R.T. Kit runs into the building nearby. He seems to be rather excited.
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Seanbobe

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Seanbobe

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realicraft

I grab a brick, equip it, and look around for random things I could pick up. Like, say, a flower
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Seanbobe

Quote from: realicraftI grab a brick, equip it, and look around for random things I could pick up. Like, say, a flower
Weapon equipped.

Nef: search: 1d20=12+4(Intelligence/2)=16(Success)

Nef looks around the desert. He finds a few items that could be useful.

Obtained:
3x Cactus flower (PASSIVE SKILL): Allows a single party member to learn the Self-refresh skill, which automatically clears negative status effects at the end of every battle.
4x Dried tumbleweed (PASSIVE SKILL): Allows a single party member to learn the Prepare skill, which automatically applies a +3 bonus to the user's first attack in a battle.
3x Thorny stick (PASSIVE SKILL): Allows a single party member to learn the Final blow skill, which automatically deals 1d40 defense piercing damage to an enemy when the user is defeated.
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Seanbobe

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realicraft

I use a dried tumbleweed, and then look for things to do
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