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#1 2019-Sep-11  11:23:41

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Minecraft but you're a human.

Minecraft but you're a human.
Like minecraft... but you're a human.

Differences:
-No inventory
-Punching stuff is painful
-You can survive way more minutes without food.
-The only way to heal is by health potions, because eating food to regain health just... isn't.
-Poison can kill you, but I don't know what the symptoms would be... improvise.
-Injuries matter, depending on where you are hit.

Similarities:
-No food poisoning unless the food is poisonous to begin with.
-Other animals take damage like normal (ie. all hits reduce a pool of hitpoints.)
-You craft the same.

Other:
-Most of us aren't doctors. Pretend you know what you're doing when you describe injuries.

Self-insert.

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#2 2019-Sep-11  18:41:39

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

So how do I make tools if punching trees is painful?


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#3 2019-Sep-12  01:34:11

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I'll join. Where do I spawn?


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#4 2019-Sep-12  06:35:29

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

CatsUnited wrote:

So how do I make tools if punching trees is painful?

Fight through the painnnn. Because the tree will break eventually.


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#5 2019-Sep-12  06:37:56

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

realicraft wrote:

I'll join. Where do I spawn?

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The rest we'll make up.


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#6 2019-Sep-12  08:45:15

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

Kick a tree.


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#7 2019-Sep-12  11:45:52

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

Ok sure.

I grab a mushroom and hit a tree with that.


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#8 2019-Sep-13  08:11:01

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I'm uh... not moderating this.

I kick a tree until I get a block.


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#9 2019-Sep-13  10:22:16

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I grab the tree in an attempt to make it fall over.


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#10 2019-Sep-13  12:34:18

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

realicraft wrote:

I grab the tree in an attempt to make it fall over.

It probably doesn't due to lack of gravity.

I craft a crafting bench.


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#11 2019-Sep-14  07:09:43

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I spawn in, break as many leaves as possible before getting exactly two sticks, some apples, and a heck ton of saplings before looking for some gravel.


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#12 2019-Sep-14  11:12:02

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I kick some sand. I am now carrying 1 block of sand.


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#13 2019-Sep-14  12:06:57

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I find some random gravel in the face of a cave and proceed to break the entire bundle for o n e flint before crafting a flimsy axe sturdy enough to break exactly three logs before the axe breaks.

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#14 2019-Sep-14  13:29:19

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I kick trees, get wood, and make a wooden ax. I chop trees, and make a chest. I chop more trees, and there's a stack of wood in the chest.


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#15 2019-Sep-14  14:02:14

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I take some wood out of the chest to make a pickaxe, throw my mushroom in the chest, and start mining stone near where the gravel was.


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#16 Yesterday  03:50:21

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I use up 32 stacks of wood to make a wooden plank house with holes for windows and a crafting table
I then make a pickaxe, collect 8 cobblestone, make a furnace, collect 6 sand, smelt that into 6 glass, make 16 glass panes, fill the window holes with windows, and then oh it's night already.


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#17 Yesterday  04:46:40

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I get a drink of water.


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#18 Today  05:45:15

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I too start chopping wood until the axe breaks, granting me four stacks of wood.  I use my wood to build a small shack and craft a wooden pickaxe, which I use to mine some stone and craft a furnace and a stone pickaxe.


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#19 Today  05:56:31

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I kill a zombie.


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#20 Today  06:44:55

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I get enough wood to make an axe. Which I use to chop trees until I can make a house.


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#21 Today  07:16:17

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I steal some more wood and start heading into a cave.

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#22 Today  07:40:16

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I kill a skeleton and grab a bone.


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#23 Today  09:49:25

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I get enough stone for a stone pickaxe and furnace, which I make using a crafting table from the wood I stole.

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#24 Today  10:26:42

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Re: Minecraft but you're a human.

I make a mine after crafting a wooden pickaxe.


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