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9/10

Ask them to kick you out.

0/10

Try to live there. If you get kicked, sue Walmart.

3/10

Yell everyone "THE FLOOR'S LAVA!!!!!", and they try to get to somewhere safe.

sotp/10

Throw the "kid wizard" book at the manager's foot.

???/10

- Ask where the floppy disks are. Then get mad that nobody has made floppy disks in like 6 years.

- Start rambling on about how "we need to save the !!!" and turn it into an anti-right environmentalist rant or whatever.

bumpiddy-doo

bump?

Both 2/10s

Find a trash can and dump the contents over an employee

6/10

Build an elaborate contraption that shoots people with ultra hot BBs coated with flaming oil. Then attack the customers with it.

7/10

Bring a Care Free Bomb into the place and have it throw bombs everywhere.

9/10

Cut out the middleman and throw bombs everywhere yourself.

7/10, as you'd likely be severely injured before getting kicked out.

Hide in the clothes racks near the changing rooms and whisper creepily to people as they walk in.

9.5/10, depending on what you whisper to customers.

Carry two nerf guns and start screaming in Russian with a boom box on your back playing the USSR anthem at full blast

9/10.

Make a milk/trash/juice/fertiliser mixture and let it flood Walmart whilst playing annoying songs on the PA.

wat/10

Play the Left 4 Dead 2 horde music over the PA. Bonus points if done:

- during flu season
- during or just before Halloween

2 / 2 episode 1

Re-enact Walmart Wars v3.

this has almost certainly been here before but whatever

5/10.

Play the theme tune for an annoying TV Program(me) for toddlers over the PA. Bonus if you make a parody version of it that is inappropriate.

6/10

Upload some assembly code to the PA that forces it to play random Youtube video audio every 5 seconds.

8/10

Scream the names of products over the PA. If you run out of products, just start listing Vocaloids.

8/10

Dress up as anime characters, take all the toothpaste, and put it in everyone's hair. Bonus if you do it to the manager, employees, the CEO or bald people.

8/10

Sneak yourself inside the store and make it your new home - that is, until you ultimately end up being dragged out by security after some kid ends up finding you barricaded behind boxes of Froot Loops and screaming their lungs out.

(Of course, if you end up liking calling Walmart home, you have incentive to go all out and make yourself virtually unseen, like Chuck Mangione from King of the Hill.)

7.5/10

Shove a black hole in the cash register.

9/10

'Accidentally' knock over the most expensive electronics that you see. Then get a bottle of lemonade and spill all of it out onto the broken electronic.

8/10 Brilliant move.

Try to play Left 4 dead in Walmart in real life.

Never heard of it / 10

Smash all the glass, put the shards in the sprinkler and start a fire near the electronics.