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Help this person go through everyday life: Dice Version

Started by CellularData, Jul 04, 2017, 08:25:57 AM

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Blunderbus

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"JOHN" / Jeff (I think that's right): "Well, we're still going to cross universes. I'm sure you want to cross universes, right? Anyway, to do that we'll need to..."

1. "Find the Multiverse Gate."
2. "Roll a natural 20."
3. "Find a way to go faster than light."
4. "Well, we don't actually need anything special, I can do that any time, I just wanted to rope you two into coming with me for no reason."
5. "Actually, I have no idea."
6. ...
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Joyous Theta

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"And where is the Multiverse Gate?"

1. "It's being guarded by the government."
2. "The moon is actually the Multiverse Gate."
3. "It's hidden deep within Gobblegear the Terrible's lair."
4. "Aliens have it!"
5. "The Great Pumpkin put it in a random pumpkin patch somewhere in the world."
6. "The government, Gobblegear, aliens, and The Great Pumpkin have all teamed up to hide it in a giant moon pumpkin patch lair."
7. "I was hoping you would know because I have no idea."
8. ...