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Fortunately, everyone's forgotten what you did.

Unfortunately, you accidentally confess.

Fortunately, nobody cares any more.

Unfortunately the internet has archived it forever

Fortunately, the internet archive is deleted.

unfortunately, it hasnt been forgotten by people

Fortunately, the archive comes back, and all evidence of what you did on it has been erased from it.

Unfortunately, the tomatoes start walking, and everyone blames you for making things not gangsta anymore.

Fortunately, everyone disappears.

Unfortunately, you are now the last person alive so the human race will go extinct.

Fortunately, you were rendered one of the first humans to be able to reproduce asexually due to a government-managed body-modification procedure a few years back, and soon enough you have enough children to start the resurgence of the human race.

Unfortunately, they are evil.

Fortunately, future generations learn about peace and love, and they all live in harmony

Unfortunately, all information about peace and love is forgotten by then.

Fortunately, the last post didn't make sense and therefore wasn't applied.

Nullpost:
It really didn't make sense

Unfortunately, someone saw the post, and became evil.

Fortunately, someone reasons with them and they learn to love in peace

Unfortunately, love and peace do not exist anymore.

Fortunately, love and peace are abstract concepts, so "inventing" them is as simple as rediscovering them.

Unfortunately, all evidence of it is locked in a high-security vault.

Fortunately, the vault is made of spaghetti.

Unfortunately, it is poisonous.

Fortunately the vault is not suitable to lock away thoughts and people still fall in love.

Unfortunately, the poisonous spaghetti is still killing everyone.

Fortunately, an anti-poison spray is sprayed at the spaghetti.