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10/10

Tell Starbucks that you think Koffee Butt's coffee is better than theirs.

edit: queen!

10/10

Walk in dressed as Peter Griffin, and use a megaphone to repeatedly shout "Hey Beter" memes.

10292838384/10

repeatedly scream out the lyrics of I'm a little teapot while doing the Macarena dressed in the sonic movie costume

11/10

Drive your car kamikaze-style into the wall.

9/10

Go in and spam their Twitter/Facebook/etc.  with articles explaining why  their drinks are unhealthy.

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9/10

Nail the Dunkin Donuts logo onto the the Starbucks sign outside.

9/10

Order a cheeseburger. Repeatedly.

10/10

Ask for all the secret menu drinks without explaining the recipe, even if they ask for it.

7/10.

Fill the coffee machine with whipped cream made of:
Hydrochloric acid
Lava
Nihonium
Mashed Keyboards

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9/10

Every time you see something with the number 3 in there, scream "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!"

9/10

Pour chocolate syrup over the tables and everyone's hair. Bonus if it comes from another coffee store brand.

9/10

Walk in with a Dunkin donut's coffee in one hand and a McCafe in the other. Bonus points if you talk about how good communism is very loudly.

10/10
pirate a game in front of them

9/10

Demand 999999 shovels to the cashier.
Oops, I think I spoiled something.

10/10

Don't speak in a language that they understand and pretend that you only can speak that language.

9/10

Walk in and stay there for hours while on your phone having a "very personal" conversation very loudly.

8.8/10

Order a "sUpEr lArGe cUp oF cOfFeE"

6/10

Stand in front of the entrance, blocking everyone else from entering

7/10

Have a giant boot positioned so that when it swings it launches not only you but the entire Starbucks and anything in its path up to 800 metres in a cone further destroying property and endangering lives. Not only have you been kicked out of Starbucks, you've also seriously injured or killed dozens of people, caused millions in property damage, likely caused some sort of fire and if you somehow survived the initial boot and the landing, you're gonna get arrested.

3/10 I'd rather not harm others physically, also what if physics decided that I stay in it and dies

Order 100 of every single type of coffee and splash them at the worker's face

... yeah they didn't deserve that but you have to do it to get kicked out

8/10

With a megaphone, be like Dr. Robotnik and announce that Shadow the Hedgehog is a jerk.
(wait a second)

7/10

Blast 'Never Gonna Give You Up' at full volume

10/10 unless: (1) you're wearing earphones & (2) it's the radio, of which -5 each


"I want a coffee."
"What type of coffee?"
"I SAID COFFEE! YOU THINK I COME TO STARBUCKS TO ORDER WATER?"