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#776 2019-Aug-13  14:12:29

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also news

EPIC GAMER NEWS:
written by Apple the Cat
shef kerbi apple hour, the first really big hit game from shef kerbi game studios, is receiving a port to html5, because "No one uses Flash anymore lol." The port will be made in HTML and Javascript, and the developer only somewhat already wants to die.

LOCAL NEWS REPORTER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS:
written by Apple the Cat
I don't really know. I got nothing.


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#777 2019-Aug-13  14:22:08

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A THING HAPPENS
A thing just happened. We will update you never.

edit: more news

EVERY UPDATE EVER
We at SKNN want to make sure that whenever we say 'we'll update you sometime,' we mean it. Here are some updates of events featured in earlier issues.
Article 4: After the eruption of Mt. Ebbot over 10 months ago, we have determined that the eruption was caused be someone dumping a cheese sandwich into the volcano. The sandwich-dumper has yet to be found.
Article 5: The fight over the vase ended with the vase breaking due to a fly. No-one won.
Article 7: Recent footage shows that the Worp Star crash landed on seemingly nothing. Weird.
Article 12: "Stoify" seems to have disappeared while in the crater. Kerbi has no comment on the matter.
Article 12.5: We have no info about who stole it, but we know why: To feed a monkey.
Article 16: The random rain was caused by someone dumping all that stuff off a cliff.
Article 17β: The astronomers have confirmed that there are no negative effects caused by journeying around the sun.
Article 20: So far, only 28 new laws have been added to the 2019 edition of the Guiness Book of Pop Stahh Laws.
Article 20 again: The imposter turned out to be Lenk from Zuoldah.
Article 22: I won.
Article 24: Canada has successfully been moved to the pacific ocean. Which is not where it belongs.
Article 24b: No, he didn't.
Article 26: The paper fell in a fire and burned.
Article 0: By the way, Keyn DDDD won.

Look what I found on Google! shef-kerbi-news-network.fandom.com Apparently it was made by Crazee Pi.

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#778 2019-Aug-13  14:52:59

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BREAKING NEWS NOT FOUND

by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, a wave of panic has swept across Dreemlend due to the site for Shef Kerbi News Network having a link on the home page that leads to a 404 page.

"I thought I was going to activity," says one Dreemlender, "but it turns out I was going to activities oh nooo!"

Shef Kerbi has been unable to comment on this due to being too busy eating Chef Boyardee.

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#779 2019-Aug-13  15:28:54

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realicraft wrote:

Look what I found on Google! shef-kerbi-news-network.fandom.com Apparently it was made by Crazee Pi.

oh, i forgot about that.

i need to plan things out better.

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Article 24b: No, he didn't.

who didn't?

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#780 2019-Aug-13  18:41:02

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Could the SKNN wiki become Kerbipedia?


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#781 2019-Aug-13  19:13:36

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CrazeePi wrote:
realicraft wrote:

Article 24b: No, he didn't.

who didn't?

I think by that, they likely mean that Ellon DeGeneres Musk did not adopt Harambe.


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#782 2019-Aug-13  20:01:07

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CrazeePi wrote:
BREAKING NEWS NOT FOUND

by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, a wave of panic has swept across Dreemlend due to the site for Shef Kerbi News Network having a link on the home page that leads to a 404 page.

"I thought I was going to activity," says one Dreemlender, "but it turns out I was going to activities oh nooo!"

Shef Kerbi has been unable to comment on this due to being too busy eating Chef Boyardee.

thank you for website bug reporting


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#783 2019-Aug-14  06:07:29

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hey crazee pi i have a good picture for the wiki
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#784 2019-Aug-14  12:28:03

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guys i've already given up on the wiki what


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#785 2019-Aug-14  13:14:25

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CrazeePi wrote:

guys i've already given up on the wiki what

oh
can i have it


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#786 2019-Aug-14  14:12:05

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yes

you should have power to do whatever you want now maybe

it might be better to just make a new wiki though but idk

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#787 2019-Aug-15  08:13:44

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CrazeePi wrote:

yes

you should have power to do whatever you want now maybe

it might be better to just make a new wiki though but idk

making a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves

edit: i mean unless shef kerbi has epic promotion idea

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#788 2019-Aug-15  08:44:53

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DoubleDenial wrote:

making a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves

but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)


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#789 2019-Aug-15  17:06:28

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realicraft wrote:
DoubleDenial wrote:

making a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves

but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)

I like this idea (although PETA Pete isn’t in an issue yet, so I think they should only have a page if they have been in an SKNN issue)


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#790 2019-Aug-16  03:32:35

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realicraft wrote:
DoubleDenial wrote:

making a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves

but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)

but we're still writing about stuff we made


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#791 2019-Aug-16  04:57:18

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More news:

RARE SPIDER SPECIES EXTINCT

The Cheeseburger Spider has just gone extinct today. after the last one of it was eaten by pigeons. It had been endangered since 1996 (because loads of birds were eating it).


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#792 2019-Aug-16  08:35:15

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no not the rock spider


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#793 2019-Aug-16  09:07:50

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I think the real problem is who's going to use it?

Also I don't think characters need an article to go on a wiki.

Also I think we have enough news by now more ads would be fine though maybe I'll make one later.

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#794 2019-Aug-16  09:29:47

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We could have an article of miscellaneous characters.

Also, ad for SKNNWiki (make sure it links there):
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#795 2019-Aug-16  10:45:25

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okay well we've got a wiki now I guess


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#796 2019-Aug-16  23:38:24

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Issue 28 just went up on the website.


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#797 2019-Aug-17  04:57:21

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Here's another ad:

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And another comic:
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#798 2019-Aug-17  05:15:30

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FYI: The wiki isn't meant to be a joke. cough


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#799 2019-Aug-17  07:30:33

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looks like that was just meant to be a placeholder to me.


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#800 2019-Aug-17  07:39:23

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i c

comic (featuring crossover gag):
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